The saying “money won’t buy you happiness” is dumb. Money definitely buys you happiness. Just ask the new owner of “fuck you” money, Max Scherzer. Chesterfield, Missouri’s most famous athlete … Continue reading Why it’s easier to appreciate the Max Scherzer signing from afar
This team is far from done. Watch out, MLB postseason participants.
The odds are still in their favor…
Around a month ago, a fever pitch swept through St. Louis. Former superstar and future first ballot Hall of Famer Albert Pujols had been released by the Los Angeles Angels … Continue reading Apparently, Albert Pujols has still got it
When you’re hanging with the old man, the need to impose your way grows–or so I think. Tuesday night, as the St. Louis Cardinals and Milwaukee Brewers dragged a 1-1 … Continue reading Calling out Paul Goldschmidt and getting an immediate answer
There’s one reason why the Cardinals should wear navy blue caps for every road game, and it’s simple. They are so much better than the red ones, and we are talking … Continue reading Why the Cardinals should wear navy blue caps for every road game
There’s a difference between a child’s game and childish, so allow me to prove it. First, I want you to imagine a scenario for me. Take a big pull of … Continue reading Nicholas Castellanos deserved a suspension and here’s why
Forget about it.
For some reason, Jake Odorizzi is still a free agent. Attention, St. Louis Cardinals. After the cannons finally went off and the very boring hot stove heated up at long … Continue reading Why the Cardinals need Jake Odorizzi
Let me ask you a question on this fine and less chillier Sunday evening: Do you think any fan walks up to the stadium and says out loud, “Man, I … Continue reading Bring on the DH: Watching pitchers hit is boring