The saying “money won’t buy you happiness” is dumb. Money definitely buys you happiness. Just ask the new owner of “fuck you” money, Max Scherzer. Chesterfield, Missouri’s most famous athlete … Continue reading Why it’s easier to appreciate the Max Scherzer signing from afar
Do me a favor and stop worrying about the St. Louis Cardinals’ current state of affairs for one evening. Inconsistent, expensive, and sitting comfortably third in the National League Central. … Continue reading Waino, Yadi, and The Machine: Stop worrying about a disappointing season, and just witness good baseball
Since the St. Louis Cardinals, as a whole, are likely to break your heart every other day of the week, let’s talk about a guy named Adam. Back on Sept. … Continue reading 40 reasons why Adam Wainwright is awesome
Imagine something for me, it’ll just take a few minutes. 2022. Busch Stadium, St. Louis. Clark and Spruce are jam-packed. It’s a few minutes before five and first pitch is … Continue reading Albert Pujols hitting #700 at Busch: An imaginary play-by-play
All he has to do is pick what kind of hitter he wants to be this year
St. Louis Cardinals fans tend to forget, but Josh Hamilton almost broke their hearts all over again a decade ago. While many revel in David Freese’s bases-clearing triple that tied … Continue reading What happened to Josh Hamilton?
Easily the most polarizing Cardinal at the moment
No, I am not going to write Ryan Gosling’s biography.
Without Lou Brock, I may not like baseball as much as I do today. One could call it a stretch. After all, my dad’s old man famously paced the front … Continue reading Lou Brock may have finally stolen heaven, but he’ll live in Cardinal hearts forever
Troy Siade died too young. He was the kind of the guy who came into a dark room and provided instant electricity. A guiding light for a slow day at … Continue reading South City Confessions: The one heroic deed that the St. Louis Cardinals did for the Manual Scoreboard crew