Author: D. Buffa

A regular guy who feels a journalistic hunger to tell the news. I blog because its wired into my brain to write what I think in print. I offer an opinion. A solo tour here. Take regular stories and offer my spin on them. Sports, film, television, music, fatherhood, culture, food, and so on. Commentary on everything. A St. Louis native and Little Rock resident who wants to write just to keep the hands fresh and ready.

Buffa’s Pregame Blog

Greetings,

 
While yesterdays blog was for the general wordpress mass, this one is for my Cardinals insiders only.  The devoted following.  Here are some things to keep in mind for today’s 4:07p.m. starting time matchup.  
 
*Keep a short leash on Kyle Lohse.  He finished 16-3 with a fine ERA and produced a fantastic closing season in Redbird colors and that’s quite lovely, but today he is just another arm taking the ball for what could be the final day of the Cardinals 2012 season.   I don’t expect Lohse to last more than 4-5 innings.  If he gets into trouble, Mike Matheny has to pull him.   The third time through the lineup, Lohse’s contact pitching becomes more visible, so that may be the time to pull him.  This is no insult to Lohse or Matheny.  This is do or die baseball.   Matheny has to be so careful today that I dare call him the X-factor in today’s game.  He makes the decisions and will hang the grief on his head at the end of the night.  Rookie or not, Matheny is in the shit now and needs to react accordingly.  If Lohse gets into dire straits in the 3rd inning, get an arm or two loose.  Lance Lynn is your following bullet.  Unleash that wicked smoky 4 seam fastball on those Braves hitters in the middle of the game.  Lynn was a key part of the playoff run in 2011 and here he assumes that long relief role once again.   Don’t forget about Joe Kelly.  Kelly has a nasty array of pitches that can’t be overlooked when the Braves start to knock Lynn around.  The general idea here is maintaining the equilibrium of the game.  Don’t let it get out of hand because as we all know, this is it.  
 
*The Cardinals have a lot at stake here.  To me, they aren’t really IN the playoffs yet.  Technically, they are but until they get past the Braves and come home to host a series with the Nationals, the Birds are sitting in the lobby of the playoffs waiting for a ticket upstairs.  It’s that kind of situation.  I won’t go run out and buy postseason hats, shirts and jerseys just yet.  I want to see a win today and a series.  This could be the biggest hurdle in the pennant chase.  Getting past the Braves in Atlanta on a one game playoff against a pitcher who has been filthy in the final two months of the seasons.  Kris Medlen won 8 of his last 10 starts, moves the ball all over the plate like Maddux and fools hitters.   Any true Cardinals fan can’t think about today without the 1996 NLCS in their mind.  Seeing Donovan Osborne on the mound take a brutal beating in Atlanta to lose a grip on a series that once was 3-1 in the favor of the Cards.   Hearing those tomahawks flying and the loud chant raining down on your eyes.  This is Chipper Jones’ sendoff and the Braves won’t go lightly.  I am sure Freddy Gonzalez will empty his bullpen and bench as well if needed.   A professional needs to know what is at stake today.  If the Cards get past this team, they get at least 3 more games, two of them at home against Washington.  I don’t care if its Gio Gonzalez or Jordan Zimmerman.   Gio had 21 wins but he also had 8 losses, many of them coming on the road.  Zimmerman was beat by the Cardinals once this year.  Fuck them.  They are mortal.  Speaking of Medlen, guess what he is mortal at well and is due for a beatdown today.   His experience against the Cards is only as a reliever.  He hasn’t had to run through the hottest lineup in baseball more than 1 time.  Today will be a test for him as well.  Fuck Kris and everything named Kris.  He is going down!
 
*To bring one of my favorite(and local) actors to mind here in Jon Hamm’s character Adam Frawley in Ben Affleck’s masterful crime saga The Town, the Cardinals have to turn into “the no fucking around crew”.  We have to be killers today.  Take good at bats.  Don’t make bad errors.   Pitch to contact yet remember you can throw it by the hitter as well.  Resist the walk because free passes come back to haunt a team in the playoffs.  Do whatever you have to in order to keep Michael Bourn off the bases.  Hit with authority and don’t stop piling on runs until the scoreboard reads 17-1 Cardinals.  Something like that.
 
*The bullpen plan is simple.  Fernando Salas and Marc Rzepczynski are your last options.  In other words, they can supply the gatorade and towels today.  They don’t need to pitch in this game.  Salas isn’t effective enough to be considered before Trevor Rosenthal, Edward Mujica, Mitchell Boggs, Lynn, Kelly or Motte.  Salas in October doesn’t get the job done.  You know what helped saved the bullpen in the 2011 playoffs.  Octavio Dotel.  He became the older wiser better version of Salas.   Fernando’s problem is simple.  He is too inconsistent. Handing him a treacherous situation right now is like handing a 2 year old a grenade.   Bad for business.  Salas is a liability and his culprit is the 90 mph soft, straight, hittable fastball of his.  It’s right there and easy to pounce on.  Anyone who gives up a game tying home run to Darwin Barney against the wind in Wrigley doesn’t need to participate in a one game playoff.  That’s it.  Unless the score is indeed 17-1, keep Salas in the bullpen.  He can play catch with the outfielders between innings.  Rosenthal needs to be your next bullet after Lynn and Kelly.   Please don’t bring Rzepczynski for the lefties in this game.  He is damaged goods, carries little faith in himself or his pitches and will fail.  He had a horrible 2012 season because he doesn’t believe he can get hitters out with his pitchers.  He stopped throwing the changeup that made him so effective a year ago.   Use Sam Freeman IF you have to.  If I were Matheny, I would politely thank Salas, Rzep and Freeman for their work in 2012 but they can watch this game.  It’s too important.  Rosenthal, Kelly and Lynn are all born and bred starters so they can handle lefthanded hitters.  Keep Mujica, Boggs and Motte for your shutdown crew.  
 
*If the game is on the line and Motte gets into a little trouble in the 9th inning during a save, leave him in and let him deal with it.  Here is the opposite situation of Salas or the other relievers.  Motte earned the right to wear the blame in this one game sudden death match.  He was tied for the league lead in saves, finished strong and deserves to be the last man out.  Your closer, by definition, is your last line of defense.  Your final bullet.  The silver lead shot.   Give it to Motte and let him close it.  Unless he encounters a Rick Ankiel breakdown in control, it’s his game.  Judging from his solid work last season in October, I think he will do just fine.  In Game 2 of the World Series in 2011, Tony La Russa wrongfully pulled Motte after runners reached base and the lead of the Cardinals began to dwindle.  Instead of sticking with his closer to the end, La Russa’s itchy trigger finger rose up and knocked Motte out of the game.  I hope Matheny holds back, puts his own stamp on this team and lets his closer hold the fate if the Cards have a close lead in the 9th inning.  
 
*The roster was exactly how I imagined.  15 position players and 10 pitchers.   Adron Chambers, Bryan Anderson, and Ryan Jackson all made it.  Chambers is a speedy runner and a decent outfielder but he should only be a pinch runner in this game.  Under no circumstance does Matheny pull one of the outfielders from the game.  Anderson is a pinch hitter and Jackson is a defensive replacement.  Matt Carpenter and Skip Schumacher are your top utility players and pinch hitters.  Carpenter is Freese’s backup and Skip is the everyman on the bench.  
 
*The Starting Lineup is exactly as I predicted.  
-Jay, Beltran, Holliday, Craig, Molina, Freese, Descalso, Kozma, Lohse.
Stay with what works.   Die by your preferred order.  Matheny isn’t rocking the boat yet.  
 
*Here is one thing that isn’t predictable.  This team.  The 2012 Cardinals are fiercely and frustratingly unpredictable.  They zig when we think they will zag.  When they are down on their back or against the wall and we count them out, they surge back.  When we think the game is in hand, they hand it back.  They keep it interesting.  Blood pressure high, nerves shaved, and patience dwindling.   That’s St. Louis Cardinals baseball and that’s life as we know it.   Nothing is guaranteed.   I have no prediction for today’s game.   It’s hard enough predicting a series of 5-7 games but in a one game playoff all we can do is get the right mindset and hope for the best.  If we fall, I’ll be mad but not enraged.  This team was hit very hard by injuries, overcame many obstacles and deficits and outlasted the Brewers, Pirates and Dodgers to earn a chance to get into a playoff series.  That’s impressive.  However, as fans of a team with 11 World titles, we want more.   What do you want when you are happy?  More happiness.  Success only breeds a future of additional prizes.  Here’s to the Cardinals getting the job done today and advancing to a division series matchup.  Win today and we come home tomorrow.  
 
*Also, how about those Rams?  They are 3-2 and over .500 for the first time since the Cardinals celebrated their World Series…in 2006.  Jeff Fisher’s team is definitely turning into the physically imposing wild bunch and I love it.  Last night, we destroyed a 4-0 team and left Kevin Kolb with teeth stuck in his ass.  Chris Long, James Lauranitis and Steven Jackson have been around for all the losing seasons, so seeing them after the game talk about Fisher’s style and the new outlook is just exciting.  With baseball coming down to its final stages and the NHL locked out through the first two weeks of the regular season, Rams football may be something to look forward to in 2012 and not something you dread being a part of.  If the Rams offense ever catches up with the defense, watch out for this team.  
 
That’s it.  Thanks for reading.  Goodnight.  I don’t think I will be writing tonight, win or lose, so just follow my lead and enjoy the outcome one way or another.  
 
Sincerely,
 
Dan L. Buffa

Cardinals Playoff Preview Among Other Things

Greetings,

It’s time to get serious my friends.  Tomorrow, the Cardinals engage the Braves in a one game playoff.   It seems sometime over last winter Bud Selig wanted to inject a dose of the NFL playoff atmosphere into the MLB proceedings, and give the fans an extra dose of excitement with a one game play in wild card contest.  Baseball purists objected but I like it.  Why?  It makes the last week of the season more interesting and makes EACH wild card team fight for a playoff spot.  Sure it’s not completely fair, but neither is life, so deal with it.  The 2nd wild card spot allows an extra game between the two Wild Card entries to fight it out in one game, one night, one matchup for a chance to go on to an actual playoff series.  It’s a rematch of 2011.  The Cardinals sneaked up on the Braves and stole the wild card spot in 2011, and then blew away the competition in route to their 11th World Championship.   Freddy Gonzalez and The Braves will pose a fight with their lefthanded lineup, great bullpen and encore taking Chipper Jones.   A couple(or few) thoughts about Friday.

*First, let me tip the cap to Lance Berkman.  On Wednesday night, he pinch hit in the 8th inning and got a standing ovation.   A guy that only got 82 at bats in 2012 due to severe knee trouble yet captured the hearts(including yours truly) with his comeback efforts in 2011.  Berkman will go down as one of the best, if not the best, switch hitters in baseball history.   A man who enjoyed a period of dominance with the Astros from 2002-2007.   He came here on a one year 10 million dollar deal in the winter of 2010.  He produced a thrilling season, capping it off with an at bat I will never forget.  In Game 6 of the World Series, after Josh Hamilton’s home run gave the Rangers a lead, Berkman came up in the bottom half of the 10th inning with Jon Jay at second base as the tying run.  Down to his last strike, with the Cardinals season hanging in the balance and the Rangers ready to knock us out after David Freese’s thrilling 2 run triple in the 9th to tie the game, Berkman flared a single to right center and tied the game.  That set the stage for Freese in the next frame to win the game.  Berkman is one of the most candid athletes in pro sports.  He shoots the media straight and doesn’t duck questions.  His body shape won’t be turned into a statue anytime soon because he resembled a softball slammer more than a professional athlete.  In a way, he was one of us.  Berkman is going to retire.  That’s what I think.  He could go to Houston and be a DH in 2013.  However, the pain in his knees won’t soon go away.  It will persist.  It cut short an amazing career.  After he tapped back to the pitcher Wednesday night, Berkman limped down to the first base bag, touched it and retired to the dugout.  A Cardinal for only 2 seasons he was given a sendoff that is consistent with St. Louis Cardinals fans.  I won’t sit here and call them the best in baseball.  That’s a ridiculous statement.  They are a pretty good bunch of supporters.   Berkman will be missed.

*The roster won’t be too hard to figure out.   Mike Matheny will keep more position players than pitchers.  15 fielders, 10 pitchers.   I expect Adron Chambers and Shane Robinson to be on their for their speed.  I expect, unfortunately, Fernando Salas and his straight fastball to be on the roster as well for the one game.  Unique to the new system, the manager can make a roster specifically for this one game play in game.  The roster can be then be changed when the winner goes home to face Washington, the top seed.  In 2012 only, the wild card winner will host the top seed.  The Cardinals just took 2 of 3 from the Nationals last weekend, so I like our chances.  Lance Lynn will probably back up Friday starter Kyle Lohse in the bullpen.  Lohse’s leash for danger will be short.  If he gets into trouble in the 3rd or 4th inning, he will be yanked.  This is do or die, so I expect Matheny to have a quick hook.

If I had to guess, the lineup will look like this.

Jon Jay-CF, Carlos Beltran-RF, Matt Holliday-LF, Allen Craig-lB, Yadi Molina-C, David Freese-3B, Daniel Descalso-2B, Pete Kozma-SS, Lohse-P.   That is the reality.  Here are my tweaks.  I would love to get Matt Carpenter in there because the utility bat of the year is hot and clutch.   However, Lohse deals ground balls so I want the defense of Descalso, at least for the first 5-6 innings.  Also, I would like to split up Descalso and Kozma so the bottom of the order isn’t so light hitting.  Put Molina down in the 7th spot and insert Kozma in the #2 hole in order to spark the top of the lineup with defense and load up the bottom half.  I don’t expect this to happen.  In going 12-4 down the stretch, the Cards will go with the lineup featured in the last two weeks and that’s fine.  I’m just providing my ideas.  Like an unneeded devoted fan firing off words here for his own good.  Roll along with me.

*The Cards made it into the postseason, officially.  Technically.  Give it a name but this team made it.  Through rapid inconsistency and frustrating up’s and down’s, the Cardinals battled through adversity and got into the wild card game.  It’s an accomplishment that anyone cares to argue with will be slapped without courtesy.  Every other team in the NL had a chance to get the 2nd wild card spot and failed.  The Cardinals proved that the season lasts 162 games and 6 months.  They played hard at the end when it counted.   They took 7 of 9 against the Cubs and Astros and finished by taking 4 of 6 from the two best teams in the NL who started their playoff lineups.  The Redbirds earned it.  In a way, we did it again.  Resilient and hard edged, perseverance was this team’s ally.  Throughout the season, injuries struck this team dramatically.  Chris Carpenter only made 3 starts.  Berkman missed months.  Allen Craig missed a month.  Jaime Garcia missed 2 1/2 months.  Skip Schumacher missed a month.  David Freese missed a month.  Yadi Molina turned into Conan the Destroyer and played through injury.  Bad knees weakened Beltran in August and September.  A bad back hindered Matt Holliday.  The Cards fought through with MVP efforts from Molina, who won’t win but deserves consideration for everything he does on a baseball field.  Catching, situational hitting, and leadership.   Allen Craig pumped 22 HR, 92 RBI and a .306 batting average.  Holliday and Beltran had solid seasons.  Lance Lynn replaced Carpenter, overcame a bullpen stint and won 18 games.  Lohse went 16-3 and deserved better.   A small trade made by John Mozelaik fortified a tough bullpen in August. When he traded for Edward Mujica and inserted him into the 7th inning, the last three innings of every game were on lockdown.  Mitchell Boggs led the league in holds and had an excellent season.  Jason Motte tied Atlanta closer Craig Kimbrel for the NL lead in saves with 42, closing out the playoff chase in high style with 9 saves in 10 chances in the month of September.  For the first time in 6 seasons, one man accounted for all the saves on the Cardinals.

*Mozelaik and Matheny proved that bold decisions can lead to great efforts.  People dismissed Matheny as a manager, and he turned into a hard nosed veteran presence in the dugout.  Rookie mistakes were made, but Matheny is the 3rd Cardinals rookie manager to make the playoffs in club history.   Mozelaik rebounded from the loss of Tony La Russa, the loss of pitching coach Dave Duncan and Albert Pujols to install his confidence and team in the hands of Matheny.  In November, it was a bold move.  Nearly a year later, the decision has paid off.

*Speaking of Pujols, his high salary Angels didn’t make the playoffs.   They were outlasted by Texas and a team with the second lowest payroll in MLB in the Oakland Athletics.  Pujols finished with 30 HR, 105 RBI, and a .285 BA to go with 50 doubles and a lower on base percentage and lower walks total than 2011.  His numbers, overall, went down from the previous season, but he rebounded from a horrible start to put up solid power stats.   However, he is no longer the best player on his team.  Mike Trout took that over in 2012.   Pujols is just the 25 million dollar DH that may continue to fall.   It was his decision to leave St. Louis and he knows it.  More than simply a money decision, Albert felt betrayed by the Cardinals and ran off to LA.  What’s the difference between 210 million and 254 million?  Mix in California taxes and it’s not much, but Pujols left anyway.   He will never be an icon in LA.  He had the chance to be one in St. Louis and hold EVERY Cardinals record at the end of his career.  He gave that up and he did it alone.  GM Jerry Dipoto, the man who wooed Pujols away from St. Louis with one lovely phone call, is in danger of losing his job.  Mike Scorscia, a staple in the Angels manager spot, is on the hot seat now.  That’s a year’s difference for you.  Albert wins a World Series, walks away from St. Louis and decreases in starts at first base and watches his number suffer a little more and doesn’t make the playoffs.   OUCH!  From my point of view, Mozelaik’s decision to play “take it or leave it” with Pujols paid off big time.  Do the Cardinals make the playoffs with Pujols this year?  I am not sure.  His numbers were close, in some ways, to Carlos Beltran’s.  If we give Pujols 25 million, Lance Berkman doesn’t come back along with Beltran.  Seeing what happened to Lance, that wouldn’t be so bad.  However, Allen Craig would have played right field exclusively and we don’t know how long his weak legs would have held up over a whole season.  You can play “what if” with this scenario and come up right or wrong.  I like Mo’s decision to hang tough with an icon when he decided to pout.

*Chris Carpenter came back and impressed in his three outings.  No wins but a steady increase in mph on his fastball, efficient cut on his 2 seam fastball, and his curve getting more nasty with each start.  Against the Cubs, Astros and Reds, Carpenter threw 17 innings and allowed 7 runs and struck out over 10.  It was important for him to come back in 2012.  Prove to us he is ready for 2013 and gear up for the playoff run, if the Cards get past Atlanta.  The 2013 rotation is set.

*In some ways, I wonder why the Cardinals spent 9 million and brought back Jake Westbrook for 2013 even though they had Joe Kelly and Shelby Miller ready to take on a starter’s role in 2013.   Miller carried a no hitter into the 6th inning and struck out seven Reds last night.  Joe Kelly only got stronger in the rotation and exists as a deadly high octane bullpen threat on Friday.  Why spend money on Westbrook, who produced a solid 2012 season but went down with an strained oblique, if you have 2 smoking guns in the bullpen?  Kyle Lohse will depart in free agency because he will want 15 million per season for at least 4 years and Scott Boras will at least get him that after his brilliant season.  Along with Berkman’s departure, the Cards lose Westbrook and there is 32 million opened up in the books right there.   I guess Jake was insurance but he is costly insurance because I would rather see a young gun like Miller or Kelly take over the 5th spot in the rotation.  If the Cards don’t bring back Mujica, Trevor Rosenthal moves right into the 7th inning spot before Boggs and Motte.

*Nice to see a Cardinals farm system based lineup beat up the MLB stacked lineup of the Reds last night.   On a game that meant little in the grand scheme of things, Matheny used every Memphis farmhand he had in tow while Dusty Baker poured out his premium cable crew.  Shelby Miller, Jason Motte and Matt Carpenter took care of business.

*I liked Matheny’s choice to keep the players on the field after Wednesday’s 1-0 season finale.  The coaches and players tipped their caps to the Cardinals fanbase which grossed another 3.2 million in attendance in 2012, ranking 6th in baseball.  Behind all the premium markets on the West and East coast, the Cardinals faithful once again filled the seats.  They may be rewarded on Friday with a series starting at Busch Stadium on Sunday against the Nationals.  First, the Braves must be pushed down.  Along with Chipper Jones’ sendoff, the intriguing factor of the Braves-Cardinals one game matchup.  Bullpen.  The Cardinals and Braves have the top two closers, saves count wise, in the National League in Motte and Kimbrel.  Kris Medlen is white hot for the Braves rotation and Atlanta has won his last 23 starts, but I am guessing the Cardinals won’t go down without a fight.  Interesting note.  Brian McCann, a big lefthanded power bat, will not start tomorrow.  Never the less, The Braves have Michael Bourn leading off, Martin Prado, Freddy Freeman, Jones, Dan Uggla and Jason Heyward ready to roll.

Other Things-

*What harm comes to the woeful New York Jets if they give Tim Tebow a start?  Mark Sanchez looked dreadful the past 2 weeks and as expected, is wilting under the pressure of the big city action and backup tension.   Tebow isn’t as polished of an arm as Sanchez, but is certainly more clutch.   Please don’t discount his 2011 heroics as luck.  In the brutally physical NFL, there is no such thing as luck.  Tebow may not be your typical QB, but he can do no worse than Sanchez.  He did beat the Jets last year when he miraculously led the Broncos to the playoffs, where he beat Pittsburgh in Heinz Field.  He is a big deal and a fan draw, so please tell me why not Rex Ryan?

*The resurgent St. Louis Rams of our northern tip of the city take on the Cardinals tonight.  The unbeaten 4-0 Cardinals.    This was probably an afterthought on the Thursday night football schedule, but they didn’t count on Jeff Fisher’s crew bullying Detroit, Seattle, Washington in route to their 2-2 record.   The Rams are gaining a reputation as a physically villainous bunch of skull crackers.  I like it.   If we win dirty, fine by me.  In the NFL, the record is all you have to worry about.  Let Roger Goodell worry about the “safety” of players.  

*Peyton Manning takes on Tom Brady in Foxboro.   Both quarterbacks have had decent 2012 seasons and each team is 2-2, so whoever leaves this game with their head up is a game changer for each icon.  As people, Manning and Brady are bigger than the game, with his comedy work in commercials and Brady’s off field life as Mrs. Gisele and the frontman for Under Armour.  This Sunday it’s all business.  Tune it in CBS.

*Don’t look here for Presidential debate comments.   Politicians are born comedians and professional liars.  I installed faith in Obama and while he did some good over 4 years(a hole in Osama’s head, thank you), he did a shitload of lying as well.  As a jobless man who needs income for his family, I can properly say, FUCK YOU BARACK.  Get this country some jobs assbag and keep your promise. Romney will be no different.  All talk and no walk.  In the next debate, there needs to be a drinking game involved and  both candidates need to be high as a kite during their questions.  If it’s drummed up theater, at least make it interesting or fun to watch.  Or let Clint Eastwood come back with his empty chair.  Tell these suits to get real jobs and stop draining my banks’ funds, stealing my patience and wasting my time.  Politics is a gladiator sport and I don’t like jail so I will stay away from the arena.  Please don’t fire off all your political knowledge in responses.  I will just laugh and click on.

My kid just woke up so I am going to wrap this up now.  I need to go be a good parent, take of my kid and be productive at home.  Since I am out of work, all I have is my home and family.  That’s life.  It’s not fun and games, but there is a dignity buried in the middle of it all.

Movie Checkup From the Doctor-

Taken 2 is exactly the trailer presents it as.  A straight up escapist action thrill ride with zero surprises and a commanding convincing performance from Liam Neeson.  It’s not Oscar worthy but its fun.   My need to watch movie is END OF WATCH, a brutally realistic and utterly shattering story about two LA cops.  It’s a 5/5 here and definitely Buffa approved for Oscar watch.

Don’t forget to check out my website, http://www.film-addict.com if you want anything having to do with movies.  Reviews, insight, DVD instant watch, showtimes, cinema spotlights or addicts corner to vent your thoughts.  Come on over and bring it.  We will respond.

Thanks for reading,

Dan L. Buffa

 

Mr. Buffa’s Blog

As I watch the end of Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Sergio Martinez’s battle in Vegas from last week, let me fire off some rounds of ammo here.

*A quick recap of this fight.  Sergio worked hard, threw a ton, slipped and moved for 10 rounds before Chavez Jr. came alive in the 11th round, where he caught Martinez with a few good shots.  In the 12th, right around the halfway mark of the round, Chavez Jr. put a hurt on Martinez with a series of left and right hooks.  He knocked Martinez down and saw Martinez slip to the canvas again before time ran out on his chance to pull off a late upset.  Ask his trainer Freddie Roach or anyone in that building, including Chavez Jr. himself, and he started FIGHTING way too late.  I believe Julio can fight and possibly beat Sergio.  What he lacks in speed he makes up for plenty with power, and Martinez knows that now.  Coming into the fight, I didn’t expect Julio to win but he would leave with Martinez’s respect.  As I predicted, that happened.  It’s easy to not like or get pissed with Julio’s behavior.  A few days ago, he was found to have marijuana in his system during the fight.  It’s a stupid act by Julio and will warrant a suspension but it’s not as bad as performance enhancing drugs.  What we know is that Martinez’s speed and quick feet to go with his stiff left jab can control Julio for many rounds.  However, Sergio got too confident and when he tried to box Chavez Jr., he nearly got knocked out.   Julio didn’t throw enough for the first 8-9 rounds and lost the fight due to inaction.  Watching the end of the fight, we know Julio can hurt Sergio.  Watching nearly the entire fight, we know Martinez can control Chavez Jr with his speed.  It’s a great dynamic for which we only got a small sample of last Saturday.  Each fighter knows what they have to do to win.  For 11 rounds, we saw a school session.  For one round, we saw dramatic power and a near comeback.   Forget the positive test for marijuana, because it doesn’t make a difference in the result of the fight.  It’s just a kid being young and dumb.  Chavez Jr. needs time to watch the fight again, get his head right and train for the rematch.  There will be a rematch.  Martinez had surgery on his knee so he will be out for a few months.

*The Rams are in action as I type, and down 3-0 in the first quarter.  A big factor in this game is the Rams defense forcing the mentally retarded QB Jay Cutler to make a lot of mistakes and create turnovers and the Bears defensive line ability to get in Sam Bradford’s face.  While the offenses feature plenty of running and receiving power to go with two fine arms, the defenses will determine the outcome. The Rams nearly beat the Lions in the season opener on the road.   They can play on the road.  However, Soldier’s Field is grass and not turf, which Detroit carries, so that is a stiff test for this young Rams team.

*The Cardinals continue to frustrate the shit out of me, writers, fans and possibly animals in St. Louis.  Watching this team collapse late, give up leads, and falter in crucial times requires medication or whiskey.  Starting with the series in Los Angeles, The Cards could have put together a huge winning streak by now.  Let’s go game by game while listing a few factors.

Thursday in LA-Complete team win.

Friday in LA-Cards have a 3-1 late lead, when Edward Mujica gives up a 3 run homer to Luis Cruz.  Game gets out of hand and the Cards lose.  The home run comes with two outs.

Saturday-Cards get solid road start from Jaime Garcia, get two RBI from Allen Craig and have a 3-2 lead in ninth inning.  Jason Motte has two outs, but gives up 3 consecutive hits and blows the save and game.  TOUGH loss.  2 out RBI hits allowed.  Little offense and lots of runners left.

Sunday-Cards recover, come back, and win in extra innings on Jon Jay’s double in 11th inning.

A series where Cards could have swept or at least won 3 of 4 ends up a split but momentum stays with Cards.

Monday-off

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday-Sweep of the Astros.  Thursday involves a tight 5-4 win but nevertheless an easy series of a horribly inept team that unfortunately leaves for the AL after this week’s series in Houston.

Friday-Chris Carpenter fires 5 solid innings, and Cards have 4-2 lead heading into the 9th inning.  Fernando Salas tries to close it down with Jason Motte having pitched 5 days in a row.  I understand Motte getting a rest BUT I also go against it but will say this.  The Cards had more options down there.  Here is the reason Salas can’t pitch the 9th.

In September Salas’ arm gets worn down.  He is inconsistent.   On Thursday, he struck out two Astros and nailed down the 8th inning and stopped a rally against Houston.  On Friday, he went back out there and threw a flat straight fastball to light hitting Darwin Barney and blew the save.   Save me the Salas closed in 2011 talk.  He closed well for a two months in 2011 before tiring out in August and September.  He isn’t your man in the 9th in September.  His fastball is flat and got the Cardinals killed on Friday.  At that point, the game was all but lost.  The Cards just found out in the 11th inning.  5-4 Cubs.  Possibly life threatening loss.  The 35th of its kind this season.

On Saturday, the Cards do the same to the Cubs.  They blow a 3-1 lead in the 6th inning, but ride Carlos Beltran’s home run off Carlos Marmol(the Cubs real closer) in the 9th into the 11th, where Jon Jay wins it with a double, his second extra innings game winning hit of the week.  Amazing turnaround and typical Cards before today’s rubber game.

*Read over it again and you have a team that has no idea who they are, and a fanbase driven mad by inconsistency.   The Cards offense doesn’t hurt teams like they did in April and May.  They don’t take advantage of opportunities.  In close games with runners in scoring position, more often than not, the Cards bats don’t come through.   The pitching’s problem is giving up 2 out RBI hits.  Both are painful to watch.   Through all this, the Cardinals maintain a 2.5 game lead on the Brewers.  Milwaukee, L.A. and Philadelphia are giving the Cards ample space to falter.  There are 10 games left.  Please don’t hold your breath.

*As I finish that part, the Rams intercept Jay Cutler.   Cortland Finnegan, proving to be a huge pickup in the offseason with a big money contract under his belt, picks up his 3rd INT of the season.   The Rams, however, struggle on offense and waste the opportunity.  The first quarter shows exactly what I thought would happen today.  A defensive battle on a cool day on grass.   Get the beer ready because this will be a low scoring bloody battle.

*Also, I like the idea that the Rams are getting a reputation for being a tough group of bastards.  It’s better to be inglorious in football than to be sweet.   Robert Griffin III, fresh off his sixth commercial shot, wants to whine about the Rams being dirty.   Bullshit, Bobby.  You got beat and it was firm and fair, in a little tribute to recently retired boxing referee Joe Cortez.  The Rams, with new corners Janoris Jenkins and Finnegan, are going to get in the opposition’s face, hit them in the mouth, trash talk them a little and reach the inside of their heads.  It’s called sports, football, and its never clean.  I like this team.  They are old school, gridiron bad and a true Jeff Fisher team.  Let the Rams roam free on Sundays.

*Looking forward to Taken 2 for one reason.  Bad Ass Liam Neeson.  There are few actors over the age of 50 who decide to throw their bodies around, get into fights, do their own stunts, and do aggressive action roles.  No one is as convincing at it than Neeson.  He returns as former CIA merc Bryan Mills, who kicked, killed, punched and destroyed everything in his path in Paris in the first installment in saving his daughter.  This time, the men that he killed have a father who wants revenge and goes after Mills and his family, consisting of Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace.  The setup is Istanbul, and the action will be just as thrilling as the first time, if not more so.   I expect bone crunching authentic revenge action and only have to hear Neeson tell one thug.  “If I kill you, will your other sons come after me?”  The bad guy says yes so Mills answers, “Then I will kill them too.”  Love a great action ride in October, when the shinier heavyweight productions begging for an Oscar come around.   Somehow, Neeson needs to be in the next Expendables movie.

*End of Watch, released on Friday, is one of the best, if not the best, movies of the year in my opinion.  A brutally authentic L.A. cops saga from David Ayer, who delivered Training Day.  Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena are cops,  partners, best friends and amigos on the streets of L.A. in the highly dangerous South Central precinct.  When they bit the end of the snake that happens to be a powerful drug cartel working in the city with a few busts and seizures, they become targets.   This is a true blue dedication to police officers and their everyday battle.  Ayer wrote and directed this piece and its equally moving, intense and realistic.  A powerful tale of brotherhood that won’t leave your gut for a few hours.  I watched this movie with my dad Friday morning and it didn’t leave my head until….yeah it’s still there.  This year has produced a few 5/5 efforts in my regard.   French indie The Intouchables, Dark Knight Rises and Killer Joe.  End Of Watch can be added to that list.  It’s an excellent film and watching it, you forget that actors are the people you are watching.  Read my full review here right here on my website.  At the bottom you can also watch the trailer.

http://www.film-addict.com/news-and-reviews/a-dose-of-buffa/item/859-end-of-watch

Last week I watched The Master, Trouble With The Curve and an art house film named Chicken With Plums.  I paid to see End Of Watch.  I would not only pay to see it again, but join the advertising campaign for it.  Great work.

*The Replacement ref’s in the NFL are horrible.  They miss calls, fuck up, look lost but there are two things that drive me nuts.  They take so much time to come to a decision. They also talk to coaches before making their calls.   During the Redskins-Rams game last Sunday, the referees’ ran over to Redskins coach Mike Shanahan before throwing the flag at least twice.   That’s elementary ref work.   Unfortunate and unacceptable in big games.  There are 16 games for the teams to establish their marks.   The Ref’s are wasting many calls and needing help with others.   Imagine if Mike Matheny could talk to the home plate umpire about that play at the plate and actually twist the men in blue enough to get his call.  Pathetic.

*What am I listening to right now?  New Bob Dylan, old Johnny Cash and some Rodriguez.  What will I be listening to this week?  Mumford and Sons’ new album, Babel.  Their first effort was brilliant and still gets listened to in its entirety.  When you can listen to an entire album and not skip past tunes a full 2 years after its release, special things are happening.  Their folk rock harmonies are hard to deny and the work of frontman Marcus Mumford, writing the songs and playing the guitar and lead singer as well, is impressive.  I will be immersed in everything Mumford for a couple weeks.  DMB was my most recent crush but Britain is taking over fast.

What else?  A few random bullets.

-Love the weather.  Makes a lot of possibilities happen.  Taking the kid for a walk in the vast and beautiful Francis Park next to my house is a relaxing time.  He watches everything and I get fresh air.  Being a Mr. Mom and stay at home dad is all about helping the kid AND YOURSELF.  Neglect yourself and the kid comes next.  Write that down.

-Filling out applications everywhere, but asking for help is something I am not doing.  I hate asking for money, help or an easy route.  I will keep filling out apps but I won’t beg and plead for a job from any of my friends.  I don’t do that.  I survive on my own until all else fails.

-With money dwindling, I find myself clinging to my Starbucks addiction.   20 ounce coffees are becoming 12 ounce coffees and making it at home will be present in my future.  My little addiction will hit the slow lane soon enough.  Everyone has it their needs, and Starbucks is mine.  What can a man do?  Drink more red wine.

-Cabin in The Woods is a very inventive and highly enjoyable horror film.  Look, I am not a huge fan of the genre because it churns out the same old bullshit week after week. This movie is something totally different and wicked fun.   A group of 5 young friends go to a cabin secluded in the woods, and find out they are battling forces bigger than mere creatures or people.   If I said more I would spoil it completely.   During the first scene you find out what they are up against.  Watching the movie, you forget you are watching a horror film and it carries a dash of comedy to it.  The victims go through the proper motions and attempt to make the classic horror film mistakes and that in turn gets them killed.  When they fall for traps, they end up in trouble.  The worst thing they can do is think their every action doesn’t have consequence or that their fight is fair.  An original take on a dead genre.  The movie stars a pre-Thor Chris Hemsworth and is up to the task of premium home entertainment.  One of those “I would have paid to see it but didn’t mind getting freaked out in my own home” experiences.

-My kid just woke up.  Laundry needs to be done.  Lunch needs to be made.  My time here is done.

Thanks for reading,

Dan L. Buffa

 

 

Rant Posting #983

Here is the noise in my head at the moment….

When the Cardinals are done playing, I will be a calmer man.  I will breathe easier, roll through my nights smoother and keep a cooler head about the everyday lifestyle of a baseball maniac.   This team has a stranglehold on my heart and nerve and will never let go, no matter how many kids or incidents in life I have.   It’s a lifelong obsession.  This is why they get the biggest section of my blogs.  They are the lifeline to my sports soul and permanently corrupted it.  It’s not even fair to the Rams.  If I am a man on the edge of the ocean talking about the Rams and Blues, I am right next to the shark’s mouth when it comes to the Cardinals.  When they stop playing  the days are easier if not as much fun. There’s a thrill to gameday that can’t be put into words easily.  An anticipation that builds throughout the non playing hours up until the first pitch.  Will this day be a win, loss, or a season changing triumph or collapse?  The thrill of sports lies in it’s unpredictable natures and tendencies.  When I say the marriage with the Cards ends in October/November, I mean it.  The divorce is final and only rekindles in February.  We each off to our respective vacation homes recovering from the previous 7 months and setting up for another.  While lives end and many start, baseball always comes around on the calendar.   The reason I am rambling about this is my latest effort to explain the beast that is the St. Louis Cardinals.   My wife said they don’t have it this year.  She said this in the middle of Monday’s horrible defeat in San Diego.  I didn’t go as far as disagreeing with her, but I had to point out last year and the comeback.  This is a natural defense mechanism.  As a sports fan, it’s okay for you to call your team shitty.  If someone else, even a wife or close friend, says these things, it’s an attack on your internal submarine.  She had some sense in her corner, but I had to make a better point.  The point is this fucking team won’t go down so easy.  They will fight, struggle, plunge, rise again, surge and fall again until the end of September.  The Cardinals do this every year.  They keep your head up but aren’t afraid to slam it down.  Up until the Yankees decided to underestimate the Orioles, the Cards were one of the few teams in baseball that was guaranteed to be in the race for the division.  This year, they have gotten more than a shove out of the way by the Reds as the Brewers did in 2011.  If they chose to recover, get the wild card and surge into the playoffs is their own inner soul predicament and a lingering factor in our minds.   Will they do it again or just die off this time?  I can promise you this.  They won’t do it quickly.  They will cling to life, like the character in the movies who you figure would have bit the bullet by now but seems to annoyingly stay alive.  That is this team.  They are relentlessly infuriating, inconsistent and not bad enough to fit the doomed catalog.  Here are a few notes on them before I detonate the bomb in my head residing around their heart beat intact corpse.

*Carlos Beltran is still useless at the plate but a weapon in the field.

*If the Cardinals care about winning, they won’t let Jaime Garcia start a game on the road, much less the most important start of the year for the team, this Saturday in LA.

*The answer to the previous riddle.  Let Shelby Miller get a shot.  After Lance Lynn blows a huge fiery hole in the road trip this week, Miller can hopefully clean up his mess.

*Lynn shouldn’t be allowed to start a game.  His shoulder can’ t last more than an inning or two.  It’s burnt out.

*Chris Carpenter’s return, with Jake Westbrook’s injury and Jaime’s troubles, is ultra important at the moment. Get him on the mound because his right arm could save the season.

*The Cardinals are a bizarre exercise in self mutilation. Given an opportunity to escape an inning, the Cards starters give up 2 out RBI hits to the opposition.   On the cusp of an escape, they give up back breaking hits.  In tonight’s game, Kyle Lohse(who pitched a decent if not great game) gave up a two out base hit that allowed the winning run to score.  That can’t happen.  Lost in the shuffle of a horribly weak hitting lineup is a starting rotation that is going off the hinges.  The Cards ERA as a rotation is right around 8 runs per nine innings in September.  The entire machine in Cardinal nation is coming off the hinges.

*As I write this, the Cards just got swept by the San Diego Padres, one of the hottest teams in baseball since June 1st who happen to be 5 games under .500.    Going into the series with the West Coast secrets, I knew it was a tough matchup but failing to get one win while the Pirates waste away and the Dodgers fidget is bad business.  Now, the Phillies and Brewers are within 3-4 games of the second wild card spot while the Braves run off with the first spot.   If the Dodgers lose, the Cards miraculously could still cling to the second wild card spot.  In mid June, the Cards were eight games over .500.  Now, they are only seven games over .500.   What does that mean?  They have gone nowhere.  In three months, this team has stalled.  Blame it on a lack of situational hitting, an inconsistent rotation, worn down bullpen or a number of direct injuries, but remember this.  The Cardinals haven’t been able to produce big plays, hits and wins on a regular basis in 2012.  Their depth has been questioned and I think our offensive future is in question with the inbound disappointments of Pete Kozma, Shane Robinson, Steven Hill, Bryan Anderson and so on.   Neither of those players are future big players.  Garcia can’t pitch well on the road.  Is that young nerves or permanent mental sclerosis?  Berkman, Beltran and Furcal all wore down and came to a halt by August.  All these things make a fan wonder.   What does this team have to offer not only the next three weeks but the next few years?   Next year’s team won’t look that different.  Kyle Lohse may be gone from the rotation.   Berkman will be replaced by Allen Craig/Matt Carpenter.   Second base will feature a full time free agent or a platoon of utility guys.  The bullpen will look similar.   Why question a team with a wild card lead with just under three weeks to play?  We just got swept by the Padres in shutdown style.

The biggest problem with being a passionate Redbirds fan is a double edged sword.  You are happy to see they constantly contend but you are also confined to a success required franchise.   The Cards aren’t just expected to win divisions but win pennants and titles.   As opposed to the Blues and Rams, whose success is greeted with a fair measure of surprise.  Expectations change a team and their fans.   The Cards, with a 100 million dollar payroll and a decade of consistency, are expected to do great things.  A fanbase follows that notion to the tee.  Myself, seeing the Cards win the series a year ago, can give them a small hiatus but when the painful losses fall down it still stings.   In a way, sports is a “what have you done for me lately” business.  At least that is the way of the St. Louis Cardinals.

In other news-

*In NHL labor talks.  The players don’t want to take a drastic cut in salary and I see their reasons beyond the natural charge of greed.   The owners allowed all these ridiculously long contracts of 12-14 years and over 100 million to several players and now they want the players to take a paycut.  The owners started the madness and can’t all of a sudden cut their losses and ask the players to take a huge cut.  Lessen the percentage suits, because this crazy spending started by you.  The owners have buildings, employees and many costs, but why do they put themselves in this position.  The owners need to give.

*Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. takes on Sergio Martinez in a super middleweight match this weekend and I am pumped to see how this fight unfolds.   As I have mentioned before, Martinez is the cagey craftier veteran southpaw who has a belt that he won legitimately with impressive knockouts.   Chavez Jr. is the son of the a legend who was halfway handed a belt by beating a bunch of bums.  Now the kid has to face a legitimate champion and great fighter.   Chavez Jr. is in his early 20s.   Martinez is 37 years old.   The stakes are set and high enough to get a rise out of a boxing fan like me.  Martinez thinks Chavez Jr. is entitled and he is right.  Chavez Jr. wants to hand Martinez a cane and knock him out into retirement.  Both are wildly comically in disdain of each other and its for real.   The reasons are legit.  It’s easy for a fan to hate Chavez Jr.’s immature reckless style of training that disrespects his trainer, Hall of Famer Freddie Roach.   However, Roach sees something in him, a potential that could break out on Saturday and that is why he is training the kid.  Unlike his father, Junior has to work hard at his craft and brings a fiercer power to the ring than his father.  He is determined to convince people he not only deserves a title but he deserves respect.  That is impressive to hear and makes you hungry to see the kid pull off the impossible or fall on his face.  Forget the bookies and the odds in the betting race.  The Mexicans will flood the box and make the odds more even than they should be.   Look at the matchup instead.   Young gun versus smart veteran.  A belt holder against a legit champ.  Hunger versus Assurance.   JCCJ wants to prove he is a champion.  Martinez, a man who didn’t fight until he was 20(unheard of in boxing circles), still trying to completely win the respect of fans and experts.  Saturday night in Vegas will be explosive.   My appetite is wet.

*Looks like Manny Pacquiao is taking on Juan Manuel Marquez for a fourth time. In one case it is good because they always produce closely contested fights that are entertaining and good for boxing. The deal is being finalized right now.  When you fight in Vegas, you tend to get the odds thrown in your favor and in your face. If Pacquiao were to lose it could kill a fight between him and Floyd. Yes I know some have cooled on it but not me. In a sea of pretty good fights and duller bouts that is still the fight I want to see. Each man is to blame but the anticipation of that fight is too good to pass up. His loss to Bradley was meaningless because every boxing analyst and their dead aunt knew PAC won the fight. That’s also why he didn’t want a rematch. A fight with Marquez is good for boxing but possibly detrimental to Manny’s chances of reaching the ring with Floyd.

*Check out my website daily for movie news and every Friday for the freshest reviews and material about everything having to do with cinema.  If you have been under a rock since May, here is the website.   http://www.film-addict.com.  Call this my shameless plug of the week.

*Watching the Klitschko 2 hour special on HBO on the heavyweight champion Russian boxing brothers.  Riveting story, as it takes you back to their childhood in Kiev, where their father was military and dealt with the Chernobyl radiation while raising his sons to be fighters.   The knock against them is that no one in the heavyweight division is fit to take them down, but that can’t be a fault on their part.  They are a two man wrecking machine that many boxing insiders want to see take on each other.  They have sworn against fighting each other, telling me at their advanced age the possibility is dwindling.  My thoughts?   It’s their own option to fight each other and if they are happy destroying the competition and building their legend one knockout at a time, good for them.  They are tall, hard punching iron jawed Russian killers.   Vitali and Wladamir Klitschko will retire as legends one way or another whether had a Frazier, Foreman or Hagler to rival themselves against.  David Haye talked a fine game but got dominated by Wladamir in 2011.  No one since has challenged either one as Vitali destroyed Manny Chara on Saturday.   Their story is great television and it’s hard to not respect their careers.  Going from living with their uncle, mom, dad and aunt in one room of a broken down home in Kiev during a time of war to well known champions is good TV..

*9/11 came and went on the calendar again.  Every year, I feel a little down on the anniversary.  It’s something that climbs up into my soul and dares me to a fight.  Remembering a horrible day where so many people died for one man’s infinite plan of domination is hard to swallow.  Harder to swallow is the millions of souls who claimed conspiracy that day.  It’s a waste of time and a supreme act of denial.  One man defeated us that day and it was Osama Bin Laden.  He orchestrated an attack on our country that will never heal completely.  Get over it.  What we did was climb back off the ground, come together and help each other.  I advise people to treat that day as a lesson in life’s virtues.  Appreciate sacrifice.   I can’t stop thinking about the first responder’s who ran back into the buildings when they knew doom awaited them.  They were trying to save lives.  That is something you either have or don’t at birth.  Courage to give your life up and become truly selfless.  That sticks with me.  The video where the firemen run into the building and minutes later the whole thing hits the ground in a matter of seconds.   Chilling clings to 9/11 as much as courage.  Whatever you do, remember this and this only.  No bullshit included. Eleven years ago our country was attacked suddenly. Nearly 3,000 people died. Firemen and police ran into burning buildings. Strangers came together in the midst of torment, murder, discord and tragedy. It doesn’t matter what caused the massacre. Outside of a terrorist cell, i have no answers for you. It doesn’t matter. Those people aren’t coming back. Ever. What we can do is honor those who died in 9/11 by living a little today. Fight less with your spouse. Call your parents. Talk to your siblings. Hug your kids. Talk to a stranger because one day in the future you may lean on him or her for instant support.

*Covering a press junket for a TV Guide Network star tomorrow at the Four Seasons hotel downtown, which marks my first plunge into the true life of being a film critic and website creator.  While I am not a fan or viewer of Katie Cazorla’s Hollywood Nail Files show, I will cover it for a local publicist who may help me out in the future.   In this business, you have to reach out and help others if you want to survive.

*Movie Theaters tease for the Weekend?  Go see Arbitrage with Richard Gere about a hedge fund billionaire in deep trouble.  It may be his best work.

*Listening to The Black Keys latest album, El Camino.  The Track listing punch of Gold on The Ceiling and Little Black Submarines back to back is dynamite listening pleasure. Two of the best songs released in 2011 still leave a dent.

*Awaiting my deluxe album from the Dave Matthews Band in the mail.  The producer of their early work took over the reins on this one, Steve Lillywhite.  The result, through 2 songs I have heard over the past month, is a different sounding DMB while retaining a smooth hint of their instrumental brilliance.  Dave sounds more weary than ever and I can see the band is aging gracefully.   Their sound hasn’t diminished.  Just a fan comment.  Also, it’s good to see Dave keeping his monstrous fan base active.  For the video for their first single, Mercy, he used 14,000 inbound videos from around the world of his fans singing the song to comprise the video.  Pretty cool stuff, fan or not.

*Quick, very quick, political comment.  Obama had good intentions.  He tried to deliver on his promises.  With the shit pile he was handed coming into office, he simply didn’t get the job done.  He took a hefty swing at the issues debilitating our country and for the most part, missed.  His health care bill left millions without coverage, he didn’t want to acknowledge an horrible oil spill in the gulf and didn’t help unemployment.  He didn’t create jobs, which is what our country needs.  Fuck, it’s what I need.  Right now.  He did initiate the plan to kill Bin Laden, but that was set in motion before he stepped foot in office.  All in all, the office needs fresh blood.  Who?  I can’t tell you that.  May I nominate Henry Rollins for President without him running?  No, alright then.

That’s all for me.  If you want to reach me, send me a reply at dbuff36@hotmail.com or leave one here.  I love to tango with fellow writers or people who have an opinion and can withstand an argument defending it.

Thanks for reading and look for me to come back to dish here soon,

Dan L. Buffa

“The L is for Larry”

P.S.-The Rant posting #983 is a random selection.  I have no idea if that is my actual number of postings but it can’t be far off.

A Stream of Consciousness

Thinking out loud here and putting the hands to work, with a glass of Cabernet and hot chai tea awaiting my hands as the rest of the head goes to work.  This has to be done.  The wife and kid are asleep.  The house is quiet except for the faint soundtrack of souls under hypnosis, laundry running below and a television in my left ear.  My kind of time to vent.  Here we go.  You know how this game plays.  I write, you read, and in the end I go to reload and you decide whether to digest or simply click delete.

*The Cardinals are atrocious.  It’s not visible in their record or their current standing in the wild card.   Just look at their disgustingly inconsistent offense, leaking oil veteran players or the pitching that can’t buy a 1-2-3 inning.  After coughing up a weekend series to the Nationals and taking a series at home from the Mets(who were hot coming in), the Cards were primed to push the Milwaukee Brewers back out of the race.  I can stomach losing to R.A. Dickey, who has beaten us twice this year and is on his way to a Cy Young award with Steven Strasburg bowing out early.  Flash forward to tonight and we have lost the series, let the pesky Brewers, once left for dead on the side of the road next to a dusty can of Milwaukee’s Best, back into the wild card race.  If you happen to watch this team closely over the past month, you will be shocked that they are 9 games over .500 and currently hold a wild card entry spot.  They played bad baseball in August and haven’t started September off too hot.  What is wrong with this team?  Everything.  Almost.  The lineup is horribly inconsistent, collecting a few runs and shutting down for games at a time.  The starting pitching is getting shell shocked more often than not.  The bullpen, equipped with more arms(in good ways and bad ways) is pulling its weight but starting to buckle.  At the most important time of the season, the Cardinals are playing bad baseball and trending downward.  The opposite of their play in 2011.  I’m not saying this team can’t flip a switch and start killing teams again.  I am saying it will only last 2-3 games before shutting down again.  The Cardinals are doing everything possible to hand the second wild card spot away. The LA Dodgers aren’t going away and we head there for a more than crucial 4 game set in a week.  Let’s go over some details.

*I won’t rant on and on about the 13 inning 4.5 hour loss to the Brewers on Friday, but I will say we squandered several scoring opportunities.  After getting a 2-0 lead and Kyle Lohse going 6.2 inning, the offense didn’t score anything until the 8th inning and that was it.  4 runs in 13 innings and a 5-4 loss.  I will say this.   With runners at first and third and one out in the 11th inning of a tie game, Mike Matheny called for Bryan Anderson to pinch hit instead of Lance Berkman or Carlos Beltran.  I wanted Berkman(I will explain later), but Matheny sent Anderson to the plate.  The surfer dude who has 3 at bats all season, little MLB experience and zero chance of solving a crafty pitcher.   Anderson watched strike three go by and the Brewers escaped, scored in the 13th and won.  That was that.  Bad move by Matheny.  Very bad move.

*I would have liked to see Lance Berkman take his cuts there.  While he is  halfway useless in the field and lacks any true power, Berkman is still a smart hitter, can draw a walk or at least lift a fly ball to medium range in the outfield for a game winning sacrifice fly.  He may strike out or pop up, but his chances of succeeding are far greater than Anderson’s.   I don’t want to hear the La Russa 2007 All Star game excuse and have someone tell me Mike was saving Berk for later.  No way.  You have a chance to win a game and you go for it right there, when the clock is past 1am.  Bad move and it costed us the game.

*Carlos Beltran is absolutely useless.  The comeback player of the year candidate is playing on bum knees and has a bad wrist, which means he won’t be hitting for power until he gets rest.  A lot of it.  On Friday night he went 0-5 and didn’t hit a ball out of the infield.  Either he watches too much Pedro Cerrano tape or he can’t get his legs under his swing.  He will end the year hitting .250, cranking 28 homers and driving in close to 90 runs.  That is it.  He hasn’t had an extra base hit in 49 at bats.  He hasn’t hit a home run since early August.  Beltran can’t hit any better in the #2 hole than in the #3 or #4 hole.  He is useless.  A pinch hitter with a cannon in right for an arm but slow legs.   He cuts off a base hit in the corner like Pedro Guerrero.  It’s tough to watch a veteran fight it this late, but Beltran, barring a miraculous change of health, will be a third wheel for the remainder of the season.

*The unfortunate truth about Beltran brings a completion to the old man circle of Cardinal vets in 2012.  A warranted risk at the beginning of the season, the truth has been laid out carefully.   Bet on old bodies and you lose.  Berkman has missed nearly 3 months, hit 2 home runs, driven in 7 runs and been a non factor.   Beltran was productive until late August.  Rafael Furcal was white hot until the all star break and then tailed off before ripping up his elbow in mid August.  Chris Carpenter, to this point, hasn’t thrown a pitch in a regular season game yet in 2012.  Add up all that cash and 39 million dollars won’t pull a full season of work from either investment.  In 2013, only two bodies will remain.  Cards general manager John Mozelaik took a risk when he signed Furcal, Beltran, Berkman and Carpenter to fresh contracts but you can’t blame him for throwing the deep pass on proven talent.

*The biggest problem with the Cards is their inability to get a huge hit in a clutch spot during a close game.  Their record in one run baseball games and extra inning is truly horrendous and doesn’t signify a playoff team.   Why are the Baltimore Orioles knocking on the Yankees door in 2012?  They finish well, have a great closer and have the best record in baseball in 1 run games.  Every team enjoys a blowout, but the true winners are the groups that finish first in a close battle.  The 2012 Cards don’t do that at all.  It maybe their undoing.

*Chris Carpenter returning is pivotal to the last 10 days of the season.  If the Cards are still hanging onto the last Wildcard spot or in it, all hands are needed on deck.  Please don’t forget what Carpenter did at the end of 2011.  He was the difference making ace that catapulted the Cards into the World Series.  He can come back and earn some of that 10 million dollar salary.  Seeing him throw pain free for 2 weeks straight is a big deal.  It means he is ready, once again, to compete in 2013.  It also means he could return for a cameo appearance in 2012.  I will take it.  This is Chris Carpenter we are talking about.  The tall righthander with the sweeping curve, deadly cut fastball and the intensity this team has lacked all year.  Let the lion out of the cage if he has all four feet working.

*Matt Holliday is having a solid season and does more than most fans give him credit for.  For all the fans who hated the way Albert Pujols lagged down the line on grounders or on lasers off the outfield wall, look at the way Holliday plays the game.  Hard nosed and gritty.  He runs out every grounder and runs the bases like a fullback.  He has even improved his outfield work, which will never be remarkable but fits decently enough.    He guts out injuries and constantly produces.   Every bat in the lineup has endured an injury or slump but with the exception of a few games here or there Holliday has pushed through.   His numbers back up his contract and suggest consistency.   Who would you rather have, experts?  Holliday or Carl Crawford?  Let me hear your answers.  How about Jayson Werth?  Mo made the right choice and Holliday is worth the cash.  His numbers aren’t as gigantic as Albert, but one player is trending down and the other is heading up.   It’s a business.

*Allen Craig continues to produce and has to be the cleanup hitter the rest of the way.

*Yadi Molina is the true MVP.  He does everything on a baseball field and I can only laugh at the people who scuffed at his 5 year, 75 million dollar contract.   In addition to hitting .327 with 18 home runs and 68 RBI, Molina is the best catcher in baseball, throwing out 45 percent of would be base thieves.  On Saturday, Ryan Braun tried to steal second base and Yadi gunned him down by a mile.  He threw it so accurately that Skip Schumacher didn’t move his glove.  Braun is having another MVP season but the suspicion around him will never leave now that the doubt has been let in the door.  His attempt at second base completes the thought process that the substance he may have taken enhances the recovery but not the intelligence.  Fuck him eternally.   Yes, that was a Ryan Braun rant after a Molina praise.

*Tomorrow, we salvage a game against Milwaukee and go on the road against San Diego, a team playing great baseball since the All Star break.   Beware of the losers standing in your path in September.

*Vladamir Tarasenko arrived in St. Louis this week.  The new St. Louis Blue player is a Russian phenom and comes to the Midwest hoping to be the Blues equalizer on the ice. While their scoring improved last season, the Blues are in still need of a true goal scorer.  Can Tarasenko become that threat?  We will see.  The guy off the bench that everybody fears will change the course of the game.  His name carries weight coming into the NHL.  What will his game bring?  If you are lifelong Blues fan like me, watching the team since the early barn days on Oakland Avenue, you want to think Tarasenko is the answer to every sore knee prayer.  That’s what October stands for.  Blood soaked ice bravery.  However, unless the rich fucks decide on how they want to split their millions, there may be another lockout in the NHL(the second in the last 10 years).

*The Rams open action later this morning against the fiercely talented Detroit Lions.   The Lions are that team on the verge of deep playoff football action.   Loaded up offensively and defensively with young talent, they can’t be fooled around with.   This season opener won’t be easy to survive, much less win or barely compete in.   The Rams have to get to Matthew Stafford, shut down Calvin Johnson, and stop a man named Suh from destroying both of Bradford’s shoulders.   Game one will be a huge test of the Jeff Fisher era of Rams football.  He better stock up on pain meds, pepto bismo and other stomach helpers.  His post game press conference may feature a burning mustache.

*Andre Ward decimated Chad Dawson last night in a light middleweight  boxing event on HBO.  Ward is an undefeated fearless boxing specialist.  He won an Olympic medal.  He won a Super 6 Middleweight tournament that matched him with the best talent in boxing.  Ward faced Dawson, one of the best light middleweight fighters in the world and destroyed him, beating him to every corner for 10 rounds before a stoppage.  Ward is what boxing is all about.  The sweet science personified in one man.  He is easily in the top 3 boxers conversation, behind Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao.   Ward is a great methodical boxer who reminds me of Joe Calzage, who retired undefeated.   You just can’t hurt him or barely touch him no matter how hard you try in a ring.  Dawson represented the best and Ward dominated him.  He is a genuine threat to Floyd and Manny’s reputation and doesn’t back down from anyone.  That can’t be completely said of Mayweather or Pacquiao.

*Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. takes on Sergio Martinez in a middleweight bout next Saturday.  Chavez Jr. is trying to carve a place for himself among the greats in boxing.  He is 41-0 but hasn’t fought a fierce opponent yet.  Martinez is the middleweight champ and is at the top of his game.   While it’s easy to respect Martinez(a fighter who picked up the sport at age 20, rarely done), I find myself rooting for the young buck in the Mexican champ Chavez Jr..   He is a good kid and the son of a legend.   What people don’t know is the young Julio took his dad, drug riddled and alcohol driven, into rehab and got him cleaned up.   He was told at an early age he would never be as good as his father and he busts his ass trying to prove them wrong.  He isn’t careless.  He is relentless.  His training is similar to Floyd.  Anytime and anywhere.  His work ethic is unmatched.  Why else would hall of fame trainer Freddie Roach work with him?  He may not leave that fight on Saturday with a win but he will leave with Martinez’s respect.  I have stepped into these fighters lives before they stepped into the ring by watching the truly mesmerizing show, 24/7 on HBO, narrated by Liev Schreiber.

*No Last Day hit bookshelves this past week and it is one Ex-Navy Seal’s account of taking down Osama Bin Laden.  Mark Bowen(not his real name but close enough) is writing the book, taking into full gritty bloody detail the stakeout, planning and takedown of Bin Laden in May of 2011, almost 10 years after the horrible tragedy.   I will be reading this book and do so proudly.  I don’t need to hear the military or government try to make a fake stand about the content revealed in the book.   The same crowd is also bitching and moaning about Kathryn Bigelow’s movie about the mission, Zero Dark Thirty.  Here is my take.  It’s bullshit.  No lives or identities are being put at risk here with a movie or book.   In real life, Navy Seals are ghosts and protected.   If there was a serious scare, Bowen’s book would have been squashed after page one.   This is fake “face saving” being done by the United States government.  Save it.  Let the world hear about one of the greatest missions in the history of our country.  The takedown of the ultimate boogeyman who rocked our livelihood and orchestrated an event that took nearly 3,000 lives in one morning.  If there was a huge risk, why would 7 real Navy Seals be authorized to put their tactics and skills on the big screen in last January’s potent film, Act of Valor?  In Act of Valor, 7 Seals were used in the film, without name of course, and their methods were on full display in a fictional tracking and capture of a terrorist cell.   You see, this noise about the book is all smoke and mirrors.  Enjoy the real life entertainment.

*What music am I listening to right now?  The Tallest Man On The Earth.  A folky Swedish singer-songwriter with the whiskey soaked voice of Dylan and the ability to conjure a mood with his hands on a guitar and his mouth in front of a microphone.   Kristian Mattsson is his name and he is only 29 years old, putting together 3 albums and is a voice that can simply sweep you off your feet on a late night drive and whisper stories into your ear.   Tales of love, loss, changes and soul searching.  As is the case with David Gray, all you see is a man and his guitar telling stories.  Stripped down musicians luckily aren’t a dying breed.

*September means the return of cable network giants like Boardwalk Empire, Dexter and Sons of Anarchy.   All three are gems but Boardwalk is one I am looking forward to the most.  Why?  The stakes got higher after the conclusion of Season two, where Nucky Thompson(Steve Buscemi, the anchor of a top notch cast) finally became a gangster by killing someone close to him.   This season, it’s 1923, the boom of opportunity and a new bad guy is in town.   Gyp Rossetti, played by the stellar character actor Bobby Cannavale.  Rossetti is a Sicilian from Italy who wants to take a piece of Nucky’s action, which only starts a war.    Plenty of blood will be spilled and Gyp will be at the center of it.  Watching the trailers, you get the feeling a memorable performance is taking shape.  The show is full of Emmy worthy acting, but Cannavale is the true villain this series has lacked up to this point.  The bad man amongst criminals.   It’s going to be great.   True villains are fun to watch and as worthwhile as good heroes.  Cannavale, walking around in the three piece suit, the long barreled handgun, the top hat, and olive oil stained skin of a killer, was born to play this role.

*The life of Mr. Mom is an endless cycle of duties centered around the house.  Being a worker for the majority of my last 10 years, I know this life on a part time basis but right now its full time and the change is visible.  You get woken up at 5am for a diaper change and a bottle.  Vincent rarely goes back to sleep.  You can risk letting him toy around your room while you nap, but he may drag a cable box off the dresser and have it land on his head.  That happened this morning.  He gets breakfast, which involves pancakes, fruit or cereal.  There is a reason my kid is a beast and that is he eats three good meals a day.  You take him to the gym where you get that hour of dirty noise free time to blast weights, sweat a little and get a workout in.  You scoop up the little brat and head to get coffee and home for a snack/bottle of milk and throw him down for a nap.  Being up since 5am, when you leave the gym at noon, he will be down for the count before you receive your cup of joe.  Look for the head slag to the left as you pull away from Starbucks.   He sleep for an hour or two, and gets up hungry.   He gets an assortment of meat, cheeses and veggies before a yogurt or pudding.  The next two hours he moves around the house like a drunk midget spy, going for anything and everything in his reach.  Dinner is fed, a bath is in order, some wrestling in the living room before a retirement to the bedroom for bedtime baby einstein.  Don’t ask me why he watches this or other retarded annoying kids shows.  They drain adult brain power but ignite the eyes of an infant.  Get over it.  He goes down around 730-8pm.  He may get up around 11pm for a whine, cuddle or bottle, but you don’t go in that damn door unless he is crying out loud in an insane manner.  A parent’s toughest test is resisting the urge to cave and let the true boss of the house, the little man himself, hold you in the palm of your hand.   Vinny loves bath time, except getting his hair washed out of shampoo.  Somehow getting water running down his face and halfway dunked for a rinse near the water doesn’t settle his needs.  What makes this a good day?  An insanely cute kid.  Vincent gets away with a lot because he is adorable and tough.  He’s endured a tough first year and it’s hard to come down on him.  Sure, I scream back at him, beat him up a little, try to be hard on him but the kid is resilient.  He turns one on Friday.

*Also, what is this notion that the American dad can’t or doesn’t want to change diapers.  I am diaper changing fucking ninja.  I don’t hesitate to handle the worse brownie mix overflow gaslight anthem barking turd that arrives out of my son’s anal region.  Every day I see a public men’s bathroom that doesn’t have a diaper changing table.  What the holy incessant fuck is going on?  What is so harmful about your own child’s shit or piss packed diaper?  Get over it.  Train.  Get your wipe patterns down.  Get confident.  Work your forearms out at the gym not to help you jerk off but to be able to hold both the child’s legs while you clean up a rash infused asshole.  It’s a skill and something lacking in this country.   Mom’s don’t own the home anymore.  Dads are right there or need to be.  If I have to start a revolution I will.  Tomorrow maybe?

Right now I am starting the end of this message.  Film-Addict is growing little by little.  The Google Analytic’s are looking up and advertising is next.  The mobile version is setting up to launch, where we will reach millions of movie lovers.  Our goal is to lure you in with original takes on movies, offer fan connection, engagement and build our site up to be a global giant.  I want the world’s attention.   A little advice.  See The Words but skip Cosmopolis but if you want a sure thing, go watch Killer Joe.  If that isn’t available, seek out The Bourne Legacy.

That’s all for now.  Thanks for reading and goodnight.

Your South St. Louis City cyber correspondent,

Dan L. Buffa

“The L is for Larry”

The Simple Dose

A stream of consciousness on an early Sunday morning starts now…

The Cardinals finally earned a run, delivered and took a win in Washington.  Following a baseball team includes plenty of gut punches and heartache, but the moment your team is able to put together a worthy needed comeback effort, it’s a fair time to smile, do a small fist pump and have a drink.   The win goes down in the books as a single victory, but in the hearts of many Cards fans across the country, the win meant much more.  After playing 40 innings without scoring an earned run, the Cardinals stormed back in Saturday’s contest with the feared and highly skilled Nationals, scored 10 runs and won in dramatic late inning style.  This is the kind of win that gets you out of a rut.  The problem is the Cards have done this many times this season.  Pulled off a huge comeback and then sank right back to the bottom of the good pile.  Can this team pick their shit off the ground and finally walk?  We shall see.  First, lets take a look back at Saturday’s slug fest.

*It wasn’t like pitching wasn’t allowed in the game or defense wasn’t required, but this was a game of the bats.  Head to head.  Bat to bat.  Power to power.  There were 4 home runs in this game, and two from each side.  The Nationals led 4-0 and 6-2 and then 8-7, but saw all three leads vanish.  The Cards, dead and cold for 4 games that need to be erased immediately, didn’t stay down after the initial punch.  We jumped on one of the best pitchers in the game.  Jordan Zimmerman, one of the cogs of the Nationals brilliantly diverse rotation whose name sounds like a fashion designer.  He allowed 8 earned runs for the first time in his young career.  Given two four run leads, he blew both and gave the Cards life.  Kyle Lohse received tough luck shitty defense behind him, but gave 4 earned runs on 9 hits in under 6 innings.  Each bullpen had rough patches.  This was an offensive game.

*The Cards didn’t look great today.  Matt Holliday contributed a 2 run bomb to centerfield but he also made a horrible drop on a deep fly ball to left in the first inning that led to two runs.  Daniel Descalso fumbled a ball at second base that led to a run.  Allen Craig threw the laziest throw to home plate, allowing the Nationals to engineer an extra run in the 6th inning to take the lead 9-8.   The defense was suspect and the pitching sucked until the 8th inning.

*I don’t like Bryce Harper.  By that I mean he is a very good young ballplayer.  It isn’t fun facing him because he forces the issue and takes chances.   Sure, he is hitting .258 and strikes out a ton and carries a mouth of a 10 year vet, but the kid is a game changer.  He sits in the #2 hole, cranks home runs, hustles out of the box on everything, forces infielders and outfielders to respect his speed and can play a fine center field.  He doesn’t like to suck and doesn’t mind being a villain to other teams.   Today, he forced the issue by going from first to third on a base hit in the 6th inning and then coming home when the Cards tried to catch another runner trying to take second base.  Harper did what few players do in this modern game.   Force the player to throw him out.  There are few things Harper can’t do and if you are a Nationals fan, that’s fantastic.  If you are on any other team’s side, it’s a burden that will never go away.  The kid backs it up.

*Jason Motte doesn’t mind Harper.  In two faceoffs, Motte has struck out Harper swinging each time on a fastball riding high and away.  The first time, Harper glared back at Motte, wondering how he missed the pitch.  The second time, on Saturday, the kid just sat down and accepted his fate.  Being a rookie closer, getting saves on the road in tough environments is destructive territory.  Motte blew through the heart of the Nationals order for his 32nd save.

*Today, we face Steven Strasburg, the young legend.   As he tip toes down towards his innings limit coming off Tommy John Surgery, Strasburg is going to bring the heat and intensity in a way few young pitchers can.  Gio Gonzalez may be as good of a pitcher as Strasburg, but the persona and reputation brought by the right hander is unmatched in the National League.  I don’t think the ace of a rotation should be shut down for arm strength concerns, especially when that team is in first place, ready to make a deep playoff run and playing great baseball.   If they were so worried about his innings, why not start him up in mid May so he doesn’t miss playoff starts.  Washington didn’t play this situation right at all.   Nonetheless, the Cardinals go against Strasburg for a series split and I can tell you it won’t be easy.   Expecting Jake Westbrook to match him is like asking Damian Marley to produce a clean urine sample.  However, after Waino and Lohse got smoked, it would be nice to see Jake deliver the grit and give us a chance.  If the hapless Marlins can get to Straz, the Cards have a shot.

*It’s good to see Yadi Molina jump right back into the lineup and deliver big hits mere days after suffering the collision at home plate.  The man has brass balls.

*Let me make something clear.   Rafael Furcal going down is a blow because of his presence at shortstop, his defense and the way his bat can change the bottom of the lineup. Losing him isn’t a good thing, but knowing he could avoid surgery and be ready for 2013 sounds better than thinking about the empty area that could have arrived at a pivotal position in spring training.   I will tell you right now that Pete Kozma and Ryan Jackson aren’t the answers now or next year.  They are the same player.  Light hitting defensive minded shortstops.   If the Cards had any sense, seeing Furcal’s frailty, take the salary that arrives after the departure of Berk and Lohse and start thinking about a long term option at short.   With Furcal’s injury and the lack of depth in the organization, the Cards need to fill this area.  Daniel Descalso isn’t at his best defensively at shortstop and can’t hit enough to play every day.  He is a great bench bat/defensive substitute.  Mozelaik can’t continue to solve this internally.  This season he is out of choices, but next year he needs to find a true long term option even if Furcal does come back.

The Other News and Notes

*Here’s some artists on my latest mix of tunes.  XX, Sarah Jaffe, The Tallest Man on Earth, Melody Gardot, The Lumineers, Eric McCarley, The Black Keys, Rodriguez, The Gaslight Anthem, Ryan Bingham, The Who and a man named Johnny Cash.

*Mitch Romney’s campaign slogan is called “recover” in the same design used for Obama’s change.  Really, Mitt, copying off others instead of reinventing a new brand.  You aren’t changing anything yet.  Fucking Republicans.

*I like being in the middle of the political parties and races.   That way I am not bias towards one party’s candidate.  I don’t have to vote for the left or right.  I vote for the person.  This is the reason people can’t watch The Newsroom.  They are so hellbent on one side that a show covering past news events pisses them off.   Tying yourself to one boat limits your opportunities to learn more about the world of politics, the laws and way the world can turn.

*I am one of the people who believe an elite team of Navy Seals gained access to Osama Bin Laden’s home and murdered him on May 1st, 2011.  I just know it.  I don’t give all the credit to the President or the previous President.  I give direct praise to the brave men and women who went onto enemy turf, sniffed out a bad man and took him down.  I will be reading the eye witness account of  the Ex-Navy Seal’s book chronicling the mission,No Easy Day, when it arrives on September 11.  Call me a sucker, but I love true crime.  You either believe what happened that night or you go with an unsubstantial opinion that Bin Laden was killed several years ago.  I go where the evidence points me.  If that makes me a sucker, then so be it.  At least I will have good reading.  You think something else happened.  Write a book about it.

*I have been watching a lot of crap on DVD lately.   Get The Gringo with Mel Gibson, the pale shade of a talented crazy movie star gone straight to DVD.   Bernie with Jack Black and Matthew McConaughey could have been an enjoyable black comedy but instead it was porous and slow.  The Raid: Redemption was a straight up bone crunching action overkill Japanese martial arts showdown and while it was cool to watch, the lingering effect was the DVD rental was a correct viewing format.   Last night I watched a full blown chick flick called L!fe Happens.  Yes, that’s an exclamation point in the title.  I am a good husband.   If I rent a guy film one night, I try to get something for the wife and I the next night.  This movie turned out to be a little gem.  Krysten Ritter starred and co-wrote the screenplay, playing a single mom living with her two best friends while raising a kid that was an accident yet forced her to change.  The plot and script are by the books, but the performances of Ritter and Kate Bosworth raised the film to a slightly higher level.  They didn’t turn the brutally tough life of a single parent into a fake world of opportunity.  They kept it grounded in reality and Ritter was convincing as a young woman who lost a little of herself with one bad decision.  The movie charmed me a bit and it would have made a fair date night in theaters.

*There’s a lot of greed and disconnection in sports.  Dishonesty as well.   The NHL may have their second strike in ten years.  The NFL referees are on strike.  The NFL lost part of training camp to a strike last year.  Major League Baseball is finding cheaters every month.  Boxing is finding cheaters every other month.   A legendary cyclist was stripped of his titles for supposed doping.  When will it all stop?   Just pointing out what I see.

*Keep this name in mind when you think of new power punching boxers.  Middleweight Gennady Golivkin, a tank at 158 who fought his first fight in the USA on Friday night fights on HBO and beat a fighter in Grzegorz Proksa, who had beaten several good fighters, to a pulp in 4 rounds.  Golivkin is a dynamic puncher with a solid jab, a fierce hook to the body and a straight right that buckles necks.  Keep this guy’s name in your mind.

*Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Sergio Martinez have a reason to hate each other and each side is justified in their thinking.  Martinez is a veteran middleweight southpaw who has crafted a career of beating big names in big ways.  Chavez Jr. is a famous boxer’s son who is unbeaten with a belt but hasn’t fought a big name.   The older fighter wants to see the young power puncher earn his spot by beating him, while the younger fighter wants to convince the older fighter and many around him that he is a true champion.   Great pre fight buildup that is legit.  Watch this on two episodes of HBO’s fascinating series, 24/7.

*I have watched the Newsroom finale 6 times.  That’s a confession.  Also a reminder of how great and meaningful Aaron Sorkin’s show is.  It’s a series that challenges the viewer to seek out their own take on a real news story.   Can people over the age of 95 acquire a photo ID to vote in all 50 states?  What are the roots of the Republican party and have they gone wrong?  Is America the greatest country in the world and if not, where did it go wrong?   Sorkin says all the little things we want to say but don’t have the platform to shout from.  Watch this show my friends.  It will get your mind working and your mouth moving.  A moving show.

*My next show to watch.  AMC’s Hell on Wheels.  After several false starts, I may give this series a couple hours to woo me.  Something about the building of a railroad, avenging gunslingers, the potential of Anson Mount and feedback I am getting makes this one a show to seek out.  It’s this series or HBO’s Game of Thrones or AMC’s Walking Dead.   Hell on Wheels gets my first look.

That’s all.  I mean it.  Over and done.

Oh, one more thing.  Is it normal for a nearly 1 year old kid to have the leg strength of a sumo wrestler?  Just wondering if my kid is a mutant or just damn strong.

Thanks for reading and goodnight,

Dan L. Buffa

“The L is For Larry”

 

The Buffa Blast

Buffa Rant Topics-8/27/12

Set yourself right, and get ready for another surge of material from my mind.  It’s been three weeks since my last post, and these days that’s the norm.  With Film-Addict, daddy duty and job searching going on, I am only able to pound the WordPress blog every once in a while.  That’s not a bad thing.  Taking time between unfiltered hits is good for a mad hand like myself.  My pace of 3 per week is far gone, but I can still strap in once or twice a month to exhale.  Twitter and Facebook are my outlets most of the time, but now I get back to topic firing assembly.  The Rogues in Red are first.

The Cardinals Position or in other words, a vicious rant

Momentum is in their hands after a sweep of Houston, series win in Cincinnati, beating Pittsburgh tonight and holding a Wild Card Spot on this new day.  The Cardinals finally showed what they have the ability to do when they rebounded from an agonizing 19 inning defeat against Pittsburgh a week ago by winning 5 of the next 6 games.  This is a lot different situation than the 2011 team position but still a tough predicament.  The Cardinals suck at one run games.  Their offense goes on hiatus for 20-25 innings at a time.  Their one run losses have come against bad teams.  They rank atop the league in most offensive categories but that is a deceptive position because of their incredibly streaky lineup.  Injuries have struck this team as much as any team in baseball but one feels they can be a highly dangerous team to deal with in the playoffs.  Minor league seasons have ended so the call up’s will begin.  Shelby Miller deserves a look and can bolster a strikeout loaded bullpen.  Matt Adams can help a weak bench.  Lance Lynn isn’t useless to this team even though he lost his spot in the rotation this weekend after a disastrous start in Cincinnati.  He will move to the bullpen and relocate his pitches.  He is a young kid who only landed in the big leagues a year ago.  Joe Kelly only got stronger when he went to the pen, so his electric stuff heads back to the rotation.  At this point, a manager can’t choose favorites or insert April’s heroes into pivotal spots in the stretch run.  Mike Matheny has to make the tough choices and his decision to switch Kelly for Lynn was his first positive move as a manager.  The lineup is capable of hurting teams.  Matt Holliday leads the NL in RBI and simply hurts baseballs.  Allen Craig has 20 home runs and 70 RBI while missing 20 games.  Carlos Beltran is putting together a comeback season.  Yadi Molina leads the team with a .327 batting average with bigger power stats.  David Freese is a force when he is in the lineup.  Our bench needs help but the bullpen and rotation have become a true force.  Edward Mujica has 12 scoreless innings since his arrival.  Mitchell Boggs and Jason Motte are the door slammers the team has searched for during the past 5 years.   The Cards can’t take a break.  The Pirates wait in Pittsburgh this week and the schedule doesn’t relent with big series in Washington and LA ahead.  I won’t expect a surge like last season, but with the added playoff spot and the better positioning, I want to see playoff baseball in St Louis this year.

Sports Topical Sniper Duty/Quick Hits on Popular Trends

*My two cents on the big trade. The deal benefits both parties but the Dodgers took on a ton of money to get Gonzo. Beckett is throwing bp and Crawford is out for awhile. Punto is a band aide and 260 million just slid off the Sox shoulders. Right now this benefits the Dodgers because of the billion dollar TV deal and the second wild card spot but it doesn’t mean they catch the Giants. The Sox, without Theo’s aggressive touch, can finally rebuild. That doesn’t mean they won’t make a play for Josh Hamilton this offseason. All in all a radical call of duty by the Dodgers who are banking on a dead arm coming alive, an ex fish playing in a larger sea and a huge gamble a mere year after having their books seized by MLB. The LAD did this to chase that gold ring but my feeling is they won’t get there. The Red Sox won’t either but they got two in the past ten years to rest on. All I know is their books are a lot lighter today than they were yesterday. If I’m a baseball fan, this is a juicy chapter in waging war. If I’m an accountant I’m catching a flight to Boston. They just lost 71 million dollars from next years payroll.

*Why are the Pirates falling so hard?  Andrew McCutchen’s production has slipped big time.  The MVP candidate three weeks ago is running into a slumping gauntlet these days and his body is slowly falling apart.  Tonight, he looked slow on the bases after sliding on the outfield dirt.  Time will tell if the Pirates can rebound and get back into the wildcard race, but without McCut raking the ball around the park, their chances are dismal of recovering.  He is their Pujols.

*Speaking of the former Cardinal legend, Mr. Pujols is hurt and out of the Angels lineup.   Tomorrow, he will make an attempt to return from right calf inflammation or as I like to call it, the Annual Pujols Injury stop.  Once a year, the big guy goes down with an oblique, hamstring, elbow or knee issue.  This time it’s the calf.  Signs of getting old.  Pujols has 28 home runs and 86 RBI to go with a .283 batting average.  With an entire month left, he can easily get close to his 2011 totals of .299-37-99 for the 2012 season.  His tendency to be overly aggressive in the box continues to show, as he only has 43 walks in 477 at bats.  In 2010, he walked 103 times.  In 2011, he only walked 61 times to go with 58 strikeouts.  This year, he has 60 strikeouts to go with the 43 walks.  He is doing a lot more swinging and that will only continue to rise throughout the rest(9 years left on contract) of his career.  I watch the big guy from afar and root for him, but something tells me he will be a sad shade of his former self in 2018-2020.  He will only continue to get hurt more and a move to DH will happen sooner than later.

*Hard Knocks/HBO Films-Feeding an addiction with the Miami Dolphins training camp.  Something about the sports series on HBO are just irresistible and produced so well any sports fan needs to take a look.  Going behind the scenes with the players and coaches, through training camp, is riveting theater that happens to be real.  Seeing head coaches cut ambitious young talent or seeing a high draft pick quarterback get handed the keys to the city(Ryan Tannenhill with the Dolphins in 2012) is cool to watch and never gets old.  The smooth and wise narration by Liev Schreiber doesn’t hurt at all.

*Rams preseason activity leaves little to gather on the prognosis behind the upcoming season.  Fake games don’t give you much but to watch young players fight for roster spots.  No gauge for first team expectations.  Wait for September.  I do like the trade of lineman Jason Smith to the Jets for another equally talented yet mentally needing lineman.  Smith wasn’t going to work here and while the receiving talent is very similar, I will take the risk in Wayne Hunter.

*The Blues wait in limbo while NHL commissioner Gary Bettman attempts to pour gasoline on the upcoming NHL season.  There very well could be a strike between the owners and players this year and that would eliminate or shorten the season for hockey fans.   Each side is greedy here so don’t try to tip the scale.  Owners want more money and the players don’t want to give any of their share away.  Mediators and lawyers only bring more explosives to the proceedings.  As a fan, you never expect a strike to play out fully because we all know at the heart of this are human beings like the rest of us.  Unfortunately, we are taught otherwise.  It happened in 2005-2006.  It can happen again.

*Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel deserves a look this week for the Jon Gruden segment alone.  Love or hate Gumbel.  Respect his reporters. The Gruden segment is money because we all know he needs to go back to coaching because few football minds are as strong as his.  The man has his own football shack on his home grounds.  A flat screen, drawing board, tons of tape and lots of coffee.  Gruden has football in his blood and it will never leave.  I begged for him to chose the Rams this past offseason and while I like Fisher, I still have a craving for Gruden’s intensity.

*24/7 returns along with good boxing matchups in September.   Chad Dawson and Andre Ward, a pair of middleweights, will meet in the ring on September 8th for a belt and this one looks to be a dynamic fight between two respectable fighters.  There will be no trash talking in this series.  Just pure head to head combat training.   On September 15th, the stakes go very high for a matchup between Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Sergio Martinez in another middleweight bout, with this one figuring to be a slugfest.  There is spicy blood in this engagement, with Sergio calling Chavez Jr. an entitled kid who hasn’t fought anybody to the younger fighter claiming Sergio hasn’t seen this kind of power yet.  I expect the elder Martinez to pull off the win, but not before the young Chavez delivers a heavy handed blow to his body and mind, setting up a rematch where the kid will prevail.  All a fighter needs is a little seasoning to reach his full potential.   Martinez is the kid’s mentor and he doesn’t even know it.  Also on the 15th, atom bomb equipped Mexican fighter Canelo Alvarez takes on rising star Josesito Lopez, who knocked off Victor Ortiz in commanding fashion to score this fight.  When Alvarez’s opponents either were left paralyzed(Paul Williams), withdrawing(James Kirkland) or left with a broken jaw(Ortiz, at the hands of Lopez), Canelo settles for the overachiever.  My bet is Canelo blasts him and takes on Miguel Cotto at Madison Square Garden in December, with a fight against Chavez Jr. happening in 2013.  Boxing is only warming up.

*Read Bernie Miklasz’s piece on Rick Majerus that posted on Sunday.  It’s a powerful piece of writing that deserves an audience.  Bernie talks about his friendship with Majerus, their collective fears of health issues and the idea that we may have heard the final bell on the SLU basketball coach’s life.

The Newsroom Finale/Season 1

This show is the reason I watch television shows.  A writer dealing without hesitation about his current view of the state of our nation, creating a fictional retelling/history lesson using real events is fascinatingly addictive television.  A show about a greater fool(news anchor Will McAvoy), choosing to handle real news instead of the mundane dead weight rundown every night on cable news.    Jeff Daniels and Sam Waterson deserve Emmy awards but the show itself is a renegade train in the middle of a pack of guideless animals on television.  Daniels flawless work as McAvoy needs to be recognized as a crowning feat in a long career.  Waterson, fresh off Law and Order’s long tenure, gets to cut his teeth again in the juicy role of Charles Skinner, network boss.  Thomas Sadroski, Olivia Munn, John Gallagher Jr. and Daz Patel offer fine support but this show belongs to Daniels and Waterson.   In Sorkin’s own words, McAvoy is a guy who wants to inform people about the hard issues no one wants to touch.  He is the greater fool because he wants to do something no one else can risk their reputation to touch.  He is the fearless warrior in the thunderstorm who won’t go back inside.  Don Quixote is his model the entire season and this show never lets up.  The series starts in one spot and comes back to this question in the finale, “What makes the United States of America the greatest country in the world?”  Leave your political views aside and just enjoy Sorkin’s strong armed acid trip.  Its fiction, injected with a dose of tough reality, but it’s worth a look.  10 hours of newsroom boxing.  As long as there are thoughtful, energetic young people  who want to be the greater fool, there is reason to be optimistic.  That gets Will going and quite frankly, it should get you going as well.  Sometimes a show can matter.

Jeff Daniels’ tweet about the finale-

“Tonight’s NEWSROOM Finale is why I got into acting. May it matter. “

Armstrong Tragedy

*Lance Armstrong-a quick dose about the lack of evidence and the general fear the media has of regular men doing extraordinary things.  This is the same situation with baseball media attacking Albert Pujols for steroid use.  The difference is Armstrong decided to not play the blood hound’s game and chose silence.  If there is evidence Armstrong did performance enhancing drugs, then please show it to me.  If not, walk to the other side of the room.  I’m not a fan of bike racing, but Armstrong’s accomplishments with his life struggles can be an inspiration to anyone who gets the kind of life altering news from their doctor.  My best friend had cancer, survived it and will live his life long and well.  My other good friend passed away to throat cancer.  Maybe this has nothing to do with Lance Armstrong.  Maybe it does.  In the end, if there is no evidence, why are Armstrong’s Tour De France titles being stripped from him and his reputation permanently shattered.  The Agency that supposedly pulled together the evidence announced it will eventually release it to the public, which I will await until I make my decision.  If he did cheat, I want the evidence.   Now, other cyclists who more likely than not cheated will get the titles being stripped from Armstrong, so what right is being done here.  This brings me back to my original take on cheating in sports.  If you want to accuse a star of cheating, show me evidence and exact substances found in his system.  Give me proof.  If not, throw out all the suspicion on the athletes.  It’s a fools game that concludes nothing.  If he was doping, that’s a blow to his fans and reputation.  I will welcome that if it’s true.  Until it is true, drop the grudge.

Neil Armstrong-A life lived complete without regrets.  Sitting on his deathbed, I am sure Neil muttered to himself, “I walked on the moon.  Yeah, I’m good to go.”  RIP white knight who dared to step on the kind of ground felt by few others before him.   It wasn’t just his actions back in 1969 that changed the space program forever.  Armstrong stayed in the NASA program for the better part of his life, training, assisting and regulating space missions and programs.  The man is a self made legend.  No fiction needed.

*Movie Critic news

*What to see and what to avoid.   Please, if you must watch one thing, go watch Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar worthy performance in William Friedkin’s red hot thriller, Killer Joe.   Do not go see Lawless, because Shia Labeouf’s lightweight acting bring the entire ship, including Tom Hardy’s gritty work, down to the bottom of the sea.  A free taste from the Film-Addict.

*Going on the radio to talk film-addict with FM news talk movie guy Max Foizey was a fine experience.  On Saturday, I talked about my website with 97.1’s MaxOnMovies host and this was the first form of marketing for the site.  With it, I have a few realizations.  Hearing yourself on the radio never stops being weird.  This is a great way to market your site because his listeners will trust his judgement in putting me on the show.   Also, with the right questions, the perfect answers about a movie site can form.  It’s our website against thousands of other sites, so every helping hand is needed.

Vincent turns 1

My little man is acquiring a number on his resume and the small things day by day.  Being a dad is playing constant defense in fear of damage to your son.  An overwhelming job for any man.   On September 14th, Vincent is one year’s old.  I can’t believe a year has gone by but my nerve endings could tell me otherwise.  He fought a lot early in his life but stomach ache and fevers aside, has grown into a healthy, cute, active and downright ambitious little man.   There are times when people call a baby cute because it’s politically correct.  Then there are times when it’s an accurate and common statement.  Vincent is a good looking kid.  The future scares the shit out of me but I’m not going anywhere.  To all the dads who abandoned their children at a young age, I have zero sympathy for you.  There’s no greater duty in life than overseeing the fragile life of the future.

Unfortunate News 101

Snooki gives birth in the latest form of unfortunate developments in the land of talentless celebrities.  Snooki has no talent, ambition or signature reason to be adored.  She prays on the weak, the people who make it their goal in life to be sucked into the fake reality of stupid B-level celebs.  A jersey shore alum that is as dumb as they come.  The fact that she gave birth should be a tragic day because this insures that the circus will only go on.

The Last Remaining Unemployed Man of the House

I am the last out of work slum in the Buffa House.  The wife and roommate Irish have gotten jobs and I am officially Mr. Mom.  That’s not a bad thing but a new revelation.  Vinny goes to daycare 2 days a week and I sit at home doing laundry, cleaning, applying for the same jobs every week.  This is only half a complaint.  It’s a quiet calm being at home, working on your passion project and keeping the house running.  However, money needs to be made if you want to live healthy.  Unemployment is never in someone’s future but it’s a possibility if you graduate college or not.  I filled out three jobs for warehouse jobs today and I don’t want either of them.  I would rather work on my site or write pieces for a living.  Unfortunately, in this economy and in this life in general, that is not possible if you have a mortgage and family to support.  So, my boring  job search continues.

Closing Statements For the Reading Audience

*Listen to sexy French American jazz artist Melody Gardot.  Her album, My One and Only Thrill is simply to die for jazzy blues music.  Let her painfully sincere voice get under your skin.

*September is a good month for my approved musicians.  Mumford and Sons, Band of Horses and The Dave Matthews Band come out with new albums.  Glen Hansard, formerly apart of the group The Swell Season, visits the Pageant as well.  I will be in attendance because during two previous visits, the man put on a hell of a show.

*I’d like the weather to make up its mind but I will take 90 degrees for a little while.

*Softball season is coming to a close, as least in the summer version.  I played well, my team didn’t fare as well, but I will return for a fall session.  In the end, softball is a game of individual achievement.

*Whenever I see a school shooting, I am not surprised.  Teenagers are capable of doing anything because they are at a stage in their lives where they have zero clue who they are and what they want, leaving them to create chaos.

*The trailers for Killing Me Softly, Zero Dark Thirty, Flight, and Looper are the best I have seen all year.

*My Film-Addict colleague Chris McHugh’s verdict on the new documentary about Barack Obama is as fair a start any critic can provide.  A highlight of his review.

“This movie puts the light on the man and it is beneficial for all to see, but if you go in there with your left or right wing flapping you will miss the point of what is being shared. I found out more about President Obama in 90 minutes watching this movie than I have in over the last five years of seeing him in the public eye. Sit back relax and take in the knowledge that is being offered and do with it what you will, for me I am digesting the information in whole and off to do my own fact finding mission. At least this time around, I will know the man not just by what has been told to me, but by what I have discovered.”

*An enraged worker shot and killed a co-worker before being gunned down by police in NYC outside the Empire State Building.  Another case of understanding at the core of our existence, a capability for violence rests.  We can all do it.  Its the amount of control we have that stops some of us and can’t hold onto others.  A chilling thing about life.

*2013 has a lot of work to do in order to be as memorable and bittersweet as 2011 and 2012 have been in my life.

*I take a lot of pride in my ability to call it straight.  Whether its sports, film or life in general, I don’t pull a punch here.  A few quick confessions.  I am not a Democrat or Republican and I hate the idea the leaders of our world are put into “parties”.   I am a big fan of Under Armour clothing even though its very expensive.  It’s a good fitting clothing and worth the dollars spent because of the comfort it gives me.  I love coffee because of how it makes me feel instantly.  I like old fashion guilty pleasure action movies because they are easy on the eyes.   This goes for Expendables 1 and 2.   I like the Newsroom because it stirs something inside of me few forms of entertainment do.  I love my life because every day I wake up with a chance to hang out with a little man, a lady and a home that I have grown to call not only a part of my life but a part of me.  I also get to use my hands and voice as a means of expressing myself to the world, little by little.  All we have in this life is what we are going after and our word.  Keep both fresh at all times and you will be fine.

That’s all.  This blog wasn’t perfect(a few punctuation errors aside), but it was a 100 percent me, heart and soul included in the package.

Goodnight,

Dan L. Buffa

“The L is for Larry”

New Posting

Greetings readers,

Let’s crank things up with a little show and tell.  Unlike most witnesses in physical interrogations, I will show you everything and tell you a few things as well.

Story time and complaint finished with a point

One of the perks of being a film critic is you get to see every movie before it comes out.  A week before or sometimes even a month before it arrives for the public to consume.  Another perk/challenge is watching the films with other critics.  Theaters are cafeterias for critical contempt.  You sit there, dish with them and try to make the best representation of your opinion on the movie.  Sometimes you get a nod and other times you get a kind eye roll and head shake.  Its all part of the game.  Every film critic wants to be the best source for the fans needs.  We want to put it just right and be the most witty and blunt read for film addicts.  It’s our goal and personal ambition.  Deep down, we all don’t like each other but we tolerate our presence at screenings.  It’s not personal.   The hardest part is making jokes around these groups.  Finding laughs in a group of critics can be like talking German history with a pack of Jewish elders.  Just stiff and quiet.  This is where I get irritated with certain known critics in the St. Louis area.  You start to wonder when you will reach the end of their ego and just have a conversation.  I’m not afraid of disagreeing with another critic.  I welcome it because I love conversation, critical or kind.  I just hate people who can’t get over themselves to a degree where they shut you out while they quietly think in their heads of different ways to sound more original than you.  What’s the point?  We are critics and not scientists.  We aren’t doctors.  We don’t save lives.  Taking ourselves too seriously is creeping up on insanity.  Sometimes a film critic needs to meet a lead pipe at warp speed.  I don’t need to name people here but let’s just say there are times where I feel like cutting my knuckles on another man’s jaw line and introducing a few real stunts inside of a screening for being the most stuck up bitch on the block.  To all future film critics, don’t take yourself too seriously.  You grade moving art for a living and need to keep your feet on the ground.  It’s not just a movie but it doesn’t need to be turned into a circus for free spirited genius.

Cardinals Notes and Thoughts-

*18-3 record at home since start of July.  12-4 in last 16 games.  Starting to pull it together but not gaining ground on the white hot Reds.  The Cards will be chasing a wild card again in 2012 and there’s nothing wrong with it.

*Don’t expect anything substantial from Lance Berkman in 2012.   The last two months, I mean.  After having a comeback year in 2011, Berkman has 2 home runs and 7 RBI in less than 30 games in 2012 due to a wrath of leg injuries, including a right knee about to give out.  I love hearing Berk talk about coming back, but to me his playing days are dead.  Enjoy that 12 million severance package pal.  Look for him to coach.

*The return of Wainwright in July.  Watch his 2nd complete game last night.  The big guy has his nasty pitching working and got stronger as the night went on.  After giving a run in the first, Waino didn’t allow 2 baserunners in a single inning the rest of the night.  Waino is 9-10 with an ERA around 4 but in the second half he has been money.  Without Carp in 2012, he will have to become Carp from 2011 in order for this team to survive.  Pack needs its biggest baddest wolf to shine bright in August.

*Allen Craig is your 2013 first baseman.  The kid can hit.  He averages nearly an RBI per game and comes up with all the big hits.  His value to this team is indescribable and can only be chalked up as a cheap clutch bat.  He can also play first and right field with ease.

*Look at David Freese’s quietly productive season.  He has played 97 games and produced.  That is why Zach Cox was traded.  He had zero future here.

*Daniel Descalso would win a gold glove every year if he played enough and played one position.  Kid’s the best infielder I’ve seen in years and continues to make plays.   His glove and arm is downright effective.  Hit a grounder to him in his sleep and you won’t be safe.  The greasy kid is also cranking since the All star break, having back to back 3 hit games against the Brewers and hitting .330 overall since the AS break filling in for Furcal at shortstop and getting reps at second base.   At this point, its imperative to keep hot hitters in the lineup and keep the older players on rest until the final few weeks have engaged.

*Finished off the Brewers, a lackluster collapse in 2012(predictable) and now get ready for the Giants.  No games to waste.  The Cardinals are playing better baseball than the 2011 club to this point, but bets are widely against another wild card leader like the Braves having an epic collapse that allows the comeback team to squeak into the playoffs.  That doesn’t happen twice, so the Cards can’t afford to lose any more 1 or 2 run games that we shouldn’t have.   Unless Justin Verlander or Felix Hernandez is standing on the mound against you, there should be no close losses.  Since those two pitchers reside in the AL, that chance can’t come up.  The Cards have to maintain their level of play.  No time to skip.  Only games to play.  This is make or break time.  Get after teams and stop letting them go.

*This team is maddeningly inconsistent and for a fan that’s painful to watch.  They are in the hunt because after 2011 no single person can count this team out ever again.  However, the ground is cracking beneath their feet.  We were a couple pieces from having a clean flight to a comeback but Mozelaik stood pat because he believed in the players that were acquired before the season.   Trading deadline exists for one reason.  To fix a mistake or fill a leaking gap.  General manager have to put on their suits and go to work at the end of July and nobody plays the hand better lately than Mozelaik.  If he has it in his own deck, he doesn’t deal for someone else’s card.   He has confidence in this group, can rebound from a mistake and knows there is no more talent on this team than a 59-49 record.  He may be crazy and wrong, but from here on out the Cards are on their own.  Their inconsistency may doom them. I believe in clutch hitting over a period of time because I believe you have it or you don’t.  This team can’t ease themselves back into the race.  They need to kick the door in.  Play unbelievable baseball.  Can they?  They have the tools but I’m not sure they can pull off the comeback again.  The Cardinals are 10 games over .500 for the first time in 2012 need to keep moving.  They are 2.5 games behind Pittsburgh in the wild card and 7 games behind the Reds in the Central.  More notes.

*Matt Holliday and Carlos Beltran are trading the NL leads in RBI this past week.  This is a good thing.

*Attention Holliday haters.  Watch him hustle in the 8th inning of Friday night’s blowout win.   Name another 17 million dollar body who does that.  You can’t.   Love it or hate it, the bald lumberjack has been hitting well since late April.  Check your MVP cards voters.   The man is all heart and hustle and skill.

*I like the Edward Mujica trade.  He is a strike zone pounding machine and will fit the needs of this bullpen.   If you want to see Salas get less chances and make Victor Marte a permanent fixture in Memphis, like the acquisition of Mujica, a righthander who can pitch a lot of innings and get outs.  His stuff isn’t fantastic.  He gives up a few home runs and won’t blow hitters away, but look at what he did in Florida last season.   Forget his stats this season.  Miami is a war zone and all stats with that chaotically laughable team need to be taken with an ounce of salt.  Zach Cox had zero future in St. Louis, so he was expendable.  He may turn out to be a good player, but he could also turn out to be a huge suck bomb so lets bet on that and move on.   Jonathan Broxton would have been better, but it would be foolish to mess with the Mitchell Boggs-Jason Motte combination right now that has nailed the comeback of the bullpen into the ground in the past month.  Broxton wants to close and will set up instead for Chapman in Cincinnati.   It wasn’t good news for the Cards but Walt can pay the big righthander close to 5 million to not close.

*By the way, let’s keep the Edward Mujica, Mitchell Boggs, and Jason Motte combo together.   If the Cards can get 6 inning from their starters, the rest is in the bag.  The 7th, 8th and 9th inning is sealed shut now.  That is what Mo did at the trading deadline.  Fixed the wretched 7th inning for the Cardinals.  Mujica throws strikes and gets outs in non pressure situations.  He doesn’t shock hitters.  He confronts them.  Boggs has been the best reliever in the pen all season.  He hasn’t allowed an earned run in 33 straight appearances.   The last time that was done people were mourning the sinking of the Titanic instead of the Twin Towers collapsing.  Motte has been lights out since the beginning of July.  He has 24 saves in 28 tries and hasn’t blown a save since June.  The Cards have 3 lefties to go with these guys.  Hopefully, the bullpen is finally fixed for good.   Well played Mo.  Now its Mike Matheny’s decision to blow up.

MLB News

*Let’s not act surprised by Albert Pujols’ explosive comeback.   Folks, we watched the man dominate, recover from slumps and destroy pitching for 11 years right here in St. Louis with a front row seat.  His 2012 start was downright horrible but betting against a recovery would have been foolish coming from a STL fan who knows better.  Pujols is a great player and will be for at least 4-5 more seasons.   I regretted seeing him decide to not come back to St. Louis, hated his style of exit(whining about being mistreated was as logical as whining about a four star hotel’s shower), but will always respect his talent and ability.  The man can hit with the best of them and we won’t face him unless the World Series hangs in the balance.  I get sick and tired of hearing local pundits bash the guy like he never did any good here.  He won 2 rings here, crafted a legend and did more for the community than any athlete in his time.  Then, he decided to go out west.  Hearing he has 24 home runs, 75 RBI and hitting close to .341 since  May 5th doesn’t surprise this man at all.  We are still kids at a candy store.  We can’t disregard the greatness of the candy bar simply because it has a new owner.  Come on.  You’re better than that.

Newsroom Is The Best on Television

Allow me to explain myself. I love this show very much and will state my case without wearing a suit and actually balancing a kid on my knee as a I type.  I will keep this short and potent.  I sincerely think creator head writer Aaron Sorkin writes so well because he writes all the things we wish we say or said and decide not to.   His scripts are blunt, cold, bullish and to the point.   Critics have slammed his new show because he covers real events from the past years with a “here is how it should have been done” whip of knowledge.   At times, its kindly coherent, others it feels overappropriately  perfect but I like the device.   We want to see the people who surely existed speak the caution, spin the news right and get it all done solid the second time around.   It makes us feel good but teaches a lesson in the long run.   Love it or hate it, Sorkin writes sensationally irresistible dialogue and the actors who speak it do it very well.   Jeff Daniels, Sam Waterson, Emily Mortimer,  John Gallagher Jr., Alison Pill, the beautiful Olivia Munn, Thomas Matthews and Dev Patel.   If you don’t know half of these names, look them up because you will after you finish the pilot.  Sorkin speaks the quiet truth about the events.  The shooting of a senator, Rick Santorum’s thoughts on gays, the oil spill, the gun rules, the killing of Osama.  Name it and its covered or coming up.   I like this better than the news.   Consider it watching confirmed news.  Instead of watching MSNBC and hoping what they are reporting  is the truth and not fabricated nonsense, we get the right version told over with footnotes.  Take a scene in last night’s episode, which covered the May 1, 2011 shooting of Osama Bin Laden.  Part of the news team is stuck on an airplane landing at the airport in NYC.  The producer is going nuts, demanding the flight attendant to bend the rules and let him off the plane so he can get to the studio before Obama went live with the news at 1045 eastern time.  He is loud and obnoxious until the two pilots come out of the cockpit.  He pauses, looks at their uniforms and badges and slowly tells them that the big bad wolf has been caught.  It’s a powerful moment.  It’s not the Newsroom’s benefit.  It’s our benefit in reliving a moment that happened for sure that night on a plane.  Sorkin gets it.  Daniels’ renegade news anchor says over the closing credits.  You can’t bring people back when you catch the evil man.  You can honor them a little.  Sorkin knows this and nails it.  Don’t think too hard about the Newsroom.  Just sit there, enjoy the recaps and suck in that brilliant dialogue.   We only wish we were that fast to speak.

Update on My Son

Vinny is doing a lot of things.   He is wearing tank tops, getting fevers, learning to scream, hates getting his ass wiped, has his flirt face for the ladies, loves to cuddle when he is sick, can two hand a bottle like no other and eats real food.   He is nearly 11 months old and cruising towards 1 year old.  A finish line for the little man that in the first two months was up in the air.  He fought two monsters in the ring before he could get the chance to be afraid of them coming out of his closet in his sleep.   Vincent has gotten every bug, bad rap, shitty illness that a baby can get.  I never seen a baby smile so much.

Random Notes to be Written

*I won’t be voting this year because I don’t see a candidate worth voting for so I will leave it to the cheaters, money teams and electoral voters.

*While I am part Lebanese, part Italian, and a little this and that, I am labeled as American and a white Caucasian.   I knew this a long time ago.   I fought with my wife the other night but I have been filling out white american on my application for years.  It’s just a weird fact of life.  Who made these rules?

*Killer Joe, Total Recall, Ruby Sparks are all worth seeing.   Queen of Versailles and The Watch are not.  Go to film-addict.com for more thoughts.

*A crime drama called Fall From Grace starring Tim Roth is filming in St. Louis this fall.   It needs funding in order to get a wide release.  Unfortunately, it isn’t a remake, sequel, adaptation or musical.   Just an original screenplay inspired by a pair of murders of young girls in St. Louis in the 1990s.

*People might already know this, but it’s very fucking hot outside.

*I am not much for Rams training camp or non existent Blues offseason news so you won’t get anything from me.

*Gaslight Anthem’s music all sounds the same but they are still worth listening to.

*Florence Welch can challenge Adele for the best female voice in the music business.

*My feelings for the Olympics are the same as they are for soccer.   Respect without a lot of interest.

That’s it.  I am done.  My wireless keyboard has ceased to type correctly, thus bringing my blog to a close.

Thanks for reading and goodnight,

Dan L. Buffa

 

 

Live From Kansas

Hello ladies and gents,

Allow me to be blunt here and quick.  First, let me talk about the unfortunate, deadly, tragic and completely monstrous elephant sitting in the room.

The James Holmes story.   One 24 year old man walks into a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado with three guns, 2 cans of tear gas and one goal.  Chaos.   He would later surrender to police and tell them he was the Joker.  Holmes also wired his house to explode if the police happened to crash his door.   He lined it with water bottles and a dangerously explosive liquid chemical.   Holmes opened fire in front of a movie screen at 1239 am while a packed house watched The Dark Knight Rises.   He killed 12 people.  He injured up to 71 people.  He officially wounded 40 people but ask the 6 hospitals in the area for the right count.   I don’t have it.  What I do have is a message.  It is that the world we live in is a mad one.   There are a lot of people like Holmes, who can walk into a room, kill strangers in cold blood and have no motive.   Unlike the Columbine shootings, he didn’t kill himself after he emptied his bullets.  He exited the theater, sat in his car and waited for the police to find him and arrest him.   When I think of Holmes, I think of John Doe from the movie Seven.   A man who is excited about the aftermath of his carnage.   Let’s get something straight.   The Dark Knight Rises doesn’t make   anybody pick up an assault rifle and kill people.   It just doesn’t work.  Movies don’t kill people.   People with trigger fingers complete the job.   Movies are meant to go deep inside us and leave a mark, but never drive us to kill.   Christopher Nolan, the cast and crew of DKR and Warner Brothers studios are appalled by this tragedy.   It was never their intention.   Nolan’s finale involves a masked terrorist, Bane, who plans to overthrow a city and burn it to the ground.  People will connect this to the shootings and its comically insane.   Holmes called himself the Joker, labeled “a agent of chaos” in The Dark Knight by Nolan and his writers, but that doesn’t work either.  Nolan’s work is fiction.  Holmes’ work is real.  I went to the Dark Knight marathon on Thursday night and enjoyed it.   I never carried an ounce of thought for a man walking into the theater at Chesterfield Galaxy and opening fire on us.   When I went to the gym in the wee hours of the morning, got on the Precor machine only to see the CNN headline, ‘The Dark Knight Massacre”, I was appalled and shocked.  I immediately thought about the people sitting in that theater, 20 minutes into the movie, comfortably lifted away in escape, carrying little thought that their life would be changed forever in seconds.   Bullet hole or not, James Holmes affected millions of lives Friday morning.   His acts changed things.   His work mirrors one of the villains in Batman’s world, but the chilling reality that Holmes work existed in the real world will make everyone weary from now on when they enter a theater.  Holmes wore a gas mask, bulletproof vest and all they could see were his eyes.   The kiss of death in their eyes.   When the planes hit the towers, I immediately thought about the people on the plane and the ones on the floor of the towers that were hit directly.   I try to put myself in their shoes and I visibly shake.  It’s that reality of relative thinking.   The thing that won’t be talked about the next few weeks are the fact that Holmes didn’t have a motive but had a plan.   He carefully planned this out over weeks.   He picked a crowded spot, full of kids, and with a movie carrying a theme of anarchy.  People will underestimate and fail to give Holmes enough credit because of what he did.   We will blame the movies, the mothers who took a 3 month old to the movie, the theaters security, and everything else instead of giving Holmes the credit of defeating our defense and taking lives.  People didn’t want to give Osama Bin Laden credit either.  They wanted to make up conspiracies, blame our own government and make up wild stories in order to avoid giving credit to the bad guy.   Remember, a great bad guy is one who succeeds.  Holmes is the ultimate bad guy.  He did something horribly memorable.   He won’t be forgotten.  He will be remembered for this crime long after the chemical injection takes the life out of his body after a guilty verdict puts him on the metal slab.  Give the man credit.  I will.   He will lose the battle but he will win the war.  The most chilling part about it. He isnt talking and clearly seeing his plan play out. He had response times, weaponry, the ability, and his calm cool collected demeanor only says one thing. He is enjoying the aftermath of chaotic murder. He didn’t kill himself like the columbine shooters did. He is enjoying this.  There are no good things about him but he isn’t a coward. He’s an evil man with an evil plan.  Any person who can take random lives without feeling anything is colder than most. He will stand trial, get the injection and exit this world.   You think this will make future murderers pause before committing a crime?  Get real.  Unfortunately, it will only give confidence to them. A lesser man would have been caught in the lobby or failed to fire at a person. James Holmes did the ultimate deed and he will pay. Any future followers won’t think twice. Security can be heightened but it won’t stop future tragedy. It’s a horrible reminder of our fragility.

One more thought on the Aurora shootings and I will shut up. Movies go deep into our minds but they don’t make us kill. We make the choice. Go watch Dark Knight Rises and enjoy it. It’s the best I have seen all year. Don’t be afraid to go to the movies.  The Colorado shootings remind me of my favorite Ernest Hemingway quote. A tragically bittersweet note. “The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.” I believe in the second part.

On to Lighter News…

The Dark Knight Rises deserves every dollar coming its way.  Christopher Nolan’s finishing touch to the trilogy is a brilliant caper to a serious reinvention.  It is the best I have seen this year.   For my full review, head right here.

http://www.film-addict.com/news-and-reviews/a-dose-of-buffa/item/518-the-dark-knight-rises\

The Cardinals beat a hot Cubs team 4-1 behind another great starting performance from Kyle Lohse and a monstrous home run by Matt Holliday, who continues to hit like a mad lumberjack.   Holliday hit the longest blast in Busch Stadium III’s history at 469 feet.  Lohse threw seven more solid innings, improving his record to 10-2 and his ERA dropping to 2.72.   Here is what Lohse has done in his last 10 starts.  He is 4-1 with a 2.54 ERA in 67.1 innings.    In 122 innings, Lohse has only allowed 4 home runs.  He deserves at least three more wins.  Lohse owes the Cardinals a solid final year in his 4 year deal because he choked up the first two.  People think he sucks or that he is overachieving.   I say he is cutting it even in a contract pursuit.   Make that money!  Lohse is getting it done and coupled with Lance Lynn, is making the absence of Chris Carpenter a non factor in 2012.  The starting pitching is doing the job in July.  The bats have let the team down and tonight platted 4 runs early and held on.  Jason Motte has 21 saves in 25 tries.  He hasn’t blown a save in a month.  He completed the 9th inning with only 6 pitches.   Tonight the Cards gained no ground on The Pirates or Reds, but they played a complete game and got contributions from the whole team.  Starting pitching, timely hitting, good defense and a solid job from the bullpen.   May I have another tomorrow night?

The hot temperatures aren’t going away.   The forecast for the rest of the month is VERY FUCKING HOT.   If you can’t handle it, stay home.  If you go out in it, stop bitching about it.  I worked in heated conditions for the last 10 years of my life.  At some point, you just tell yourself the heat has won and deal with it.   Argue about gas prices before the weather.

Writing this from my KC post.   I love coming out to the in law’s because it is so quiet out in the country.   Off the beaten path in DeSoto, Kansas, nobody knows me and there are no trains, cars, parking lots, noisy kids or much of anything going on.   If this is God’s country, I may just buy one of his books.  I like a departure every once in a while.  I call it upsetting the established order of a life.

St. Louis Rams 2011 1st round draft pick Robert Quinn was charged with a DWI this past week.   Athletes will never understand that when they join a national sports team, their behavior must be appropriate.  Whether they like it or not, they are role models and need to behave.   Think of it this way.  If I get a DWI, the damage is internal for the most part.  I get a fine, a slap, bad looks and a gray cloud over my head.  It blows over.  When a known athlete and sports figure like Quinn makes a big mistake, the headlines spread across the city and kids start rethinking why the men coming to their schools telling them to do right is drinking and driving.   They become hypocrites for believing in athletes.   Quinn’s mistake is downright pathetic.   Talk to Leonard Little and ask him about regret Mr. Quinn.   I have zero sympathy for people who drink and drive.  I did it once and swore to never do it again.  You could kill somebody if you drink and drive.   Quinn will learn a harsh lesson in privilege.

Also, don’t blame the guns for Colorado’s tragedy.    Guns are not responsible for killing people.   Once again, people are.  Unless I am mistaken, guns don’t go off unless they are triggered and aimed at a target.   The gun haters will run the gauntlet on this tragedy and they have no merit.   Remember, give credit and blame where it is due, and that is with James Holmes alone.  I know how to fire many guns.  9mm, 45 magnum, 12 gauge shotgun and an assault rifle.  That doesn’t mean I am going to walk into a theater and kill people.  I carry that choice because the world we live in is driven by choice and that alone explains the murders.

I am feeling my age and taking the toll.   One of the things I admired about The Dark Knight Rises was Nolan’s willingness to show Bruce Wayne/Batman in a crippling older state.   Fighting crime comes with pain and damage.  When we see Wayne 8 years after the events in The Dark Knight, he is using a cane and has become a full recluse.   He has no cartilage in his knees and carries tons of scar tissue, including some in his brain.  I admired that because in every other comic book adaptation, the heroes feel no pain and live on no matter what.  In Nolan’s world, Batman collects scars along with dealing them out.   I am beginning to feel the wear and tear on my body.  There is fluid in my left elbow which may require a cortisone shot or orthopedic surgery.  My knees can’t stand to bend down for more than 5 minutes.   My right shoulder sends shooting pains across my chest when I do the incline bench press.   I have been relegated to repetitions and that is fine.  Every body has a limit and I am hitting mine.   If I play a doubleheader in softball, my feet and back let me know it because I play it all out.   I haven’t been kind to my body for the last 14 years so I expect some pain but at 30 years old, I am becoming an old man.  I don’t think it is too soon but it sucks all the same.

I have hit my limit.  It’s time to shut it down.  My kid is getting up in 5 hours and I need to get a few hours of horizontal rest.  The road is calling my name tomorrow for a run so my legs need rest.   All together, I am going to start life all over again in a few hours so the writing will stop…for now.

Thanks for reading this and come back again.

-D. Buffa

The News In My World

Opening Round of Fire

Let me start things off by saying hello.   I am still around, alive, blood flowing, heart ticking, walking, talking, breathing and full of white hot rage.   At some point of every hour of our lives, we are angry about something.   A person, thing, ideal, or phrase that makes us homicidal or suicidal.  It’s part of living.  Being unhappy with some aspect of the way life is being lived so we quietly protest.  What do you think the difference is between you yelling inside your car with the windows up and the air on at the stupid ass driver who just cut you off as opposed to getting out of the car at the next stop light and ripping their head clean off?  It’s called quiet protest.   That’s our state of mind, or at least the portion of us that fight the good fight that includes staying out of jail.   I don’t like tight spaces in the middle of murderers, evil men, bad con men, and rapists.  It’s like a blind political war room mixed with Celebrity Jeopardy.  You go to jail and you get to pick the way you die.  At best, its by your own hands.  So instead of acting out and killing someone or coming close, we button down the hatch and stay civil.   Spit the words out of your mouth and feel good about pointing out retardation.  I sit here, one of the billions one earth who sat in their car or chair, contemplating the idea of murder before the sharp glaze of freedom brushed through their eyes and reminded them why they fake half their living minutes.   If you want to do something about it, you pay for it.   Ask the bodies in the ground at the local cemetery.  Ask their advice about fighting the good fight until the final and you will find a lot of regretful souls.   You know how you get the truth from people.  Ask the person they vent to about you.   Their face is a born again lie fest.  2012’s truth comes directly from the source and only from the source.   The only question is…do you trust it and are you ballsy enough to ask a person who doesn’t like you why?  Instead, I googled myself and found 27 other Dan Buffa’s who run around the planet Earth.  Go figure.   I am not even mad enough to act out on my rage.  I am also not even my own person.   Fuck!  And so I begin with what else….another rant about the Cardinals, my blood boiling baseball team that likes to play the underachieving acquaintance who always lures you into bed only to tell the next day when you are both sore from a night of rage infused free will chasing sweet haze of animal poses that they don’t want a relationship.   The Cardinals lead me on right and left, and manage to keep my spirits high by winning or appearing in World Series every 4-6 years.  Fuck!  Here it goes.  The latest mindfuck leg cramping fit rant about my baseball team.   Friends of mine bet me I would punch our doctor if he mentioned the Cubs in a happy light.  I told them they were crazy and that she was a woman whose humor was more dry than a piece of sandpaper.  They still put 20 dollars down on my rage overflowing at the OB doctor who would examine my wife.   I won the bet, held my rage in check, and she happened to not even utter a word of sports french inside the appointments.   In the 10 months since Vinny has been born, I have written, watched and followed my Cards but with a lower camouflaged form of obsession.  You can’t notice it as much unless you are close enough, sitting next to my plate of food as I grip it extra tight in late and close games.  I keep it at bay most nights, falling asleep in late one run games, allowing my dreams to sort out the victims.  I often serve the role of detective when I visit the crime scene the next morning.   The Cards are still my wishing well of infinite doom but their failure doesn’t scare me as much as it used to.  I wouldn’t jump off a tall high rise for them anymore.  These days its more like a small 4 story apartment complex that serves as my limit of danger within myself and this team’s flight or plight.   It’s not an easier way of observing them but my own idea of restraint.  I still envy people like my wife and father, who can politely yell at the television scream only to look at me with a straight face when I feel like kicking a three legged dog in the jar about the manager’s decision to leave a worn out arm in to give up the go ahead run.   Really, why does the hitter feel its a good idea to swing at a pitch that could have been a measuring stick aimed above their head for a height exam?  Answer that in less in 90 words and I will buy you lunch.  Why lunch?  It’s cheaper.  Anyway, baseball doesn’t rule my life anymore but it owns a fair measure of real estate on my soul.  The itch is always there and will never leave.  That ability to throw stats, wise knowledge, and a fairly un-bias take on the situation at hand in sports.   I did say un-bias, right?   Sure.  Allow me to finish my own sentences and write the rest of this blog.   Read it or not, my job is only to clear my head of infinite ideas and thoughts.  Think of a hoarder cramming newspapers into their shower.   Feeling the need to take up the space where you clean yourself in order to satisfy an urge.  So instead of doing that I come here and write.   Write nearly 1,000 word opening rants about our quiet rage, baseball and my own dealings with the two.   By the way, did I tell you that I just wrote a 1,000 word opening rant in this blog?  Well, I did. 1,015 words to be exact.  Let’s move on with the Cardinals complaint.   Filed now..

Cardinals Rant #2,919

The Cards are a hard team to watch the past couple years.   They find many different ways to lose and constantly fall on their heads.   They make errors that put a strain on a solid starting pitching staff.   They get a ton of hits but have no consistent clutch appearance.  They lose a ton of winnable games.  They lead the league in one run losses.   They lost 3 one run games on their just concluded horrific road trip, which included leaving around 49 runners on base.   They lost 5 out of 6 games against the Reds and Brewers, the teams surrounding them in the division.   Against their division since the end of May, the Cards are downright bad.  The Pirates defeated them easily at Busch.  The Reds swept them in Cincinnati.  The Brewers looked very average barely slipping by the Birds this past three game set.   The Cards don’t lose a lot of games by a wide margin.  They make it close and painful so it hurts.   The many teams they face will tell you it isn’t easy to finish them off, but their record is better than the Cardinals.   Look at the stats.  The Cards have done their part offensively over the course of the season as a whole, but in July, their bats have gone cold while the temperatures outside have risen.    It’s a troubling trend to witness.  Your team putting the tying and winning runners on base only to strand them infinitely and lose the game.  The Cardinals pulled off a comeback victory on Monday, getting the best of former Brewers closer John Axford for a three run rally for a 3-2 win.   The win could have served as a launching pad.  Instead, the Cards lost two straight and sit 4.5 games out of first place on July 18th.  This team has been maddeningly inconsistent.  They played the part in 2011, and with the help of the Braves stormed back to win the World Series.   They pulled a fast one and stole the trophy.  In 2012, they are doing it again.  Playing inconsistent baseball, showing flickers of hope followed by an overflowing sense of dread.  Can they turn it around?  Time will tell….

One could say this team needs a starter, reliever and new set of bats or mind sets.   Mike Matheny needs to switch out his bible sessions with happy endings at home.  The poor guy is finding out that 162 games as a technical leader of a team is ten times tougher than being the mental leader of the team.   We need rotation help because Waino is throwing a lot of innings, Lance Lynn looks tired in the 1st inning, Kyle Lohse will come back to earth soon and Jake Westbrook has to start throwing flat fastballs soon.   Joe Kelly is the finest surprise of 2012 and he only has one win.   The kid has pitched great since he showed up in June and he hasn’t been given shit for run support.   Look at run support as a true sign of a starter’s worth and not quality starts.   It’s not if the pitcher is doing his end or not.  It’s the run support he is getting that holds his record high or low.  That’s not negotiable.  It’s sports politics.  Compare it to ratings.  There is no clear logic in them but they look nicer than real studies.  The Cardinals need another bullpen arm to shove a bad arm out.  They need a safe guard starter to be ready to swoop in just in case Waino or Lynn hits a wall or Jaime Garcia doesn’t come back until November.  They can also use a bat off the bench that knows how to get a hit with runners in scoring position and one out.  The Cardinals need a shot in the arm.  Any sort, any kind or flavor.  Give me Will Clark or Larry Walker.   At this point I will take a Jeff Weaver.  Something to mix things up because either Lance Berkman’s humor has worn off or the boys in the hall are too wound up and need to visit Roxy’s one more time this weekend.   Losing to the Reds and Brewers is unfortunate and disappointing.  Losing to the woeful Chicago Cubs at Busch this weekend would be downright sinister.  Think of Michael Bay directing a remake of Goodfellas.  Yeah, that bad!

I promise I will recite the rest of my blog in smaller doses.  I just took my meds.

The Other Guys

The Dark Knight Rises comes out Friday and I have already seen it.   I have to withhold my review(stupid critic/press embargo rules) until then but allow me to say this.  It didn’t suck.  For more, read my review on film-addict.com this Friday at midnight.   There’s my required plug for my movie website.  Stop telling me how nice it looks and just go there and tell about 20 people to do the same.  Websites are like babies.  They need nutrients and good care to grow.  And a lot of help.

The Blues resigned Jamie Langenbrunner and traded B.J. Crombeen as well as giving David Perron a solid four year deal.   All the deals serve purpose and worry me at the same time.   Langenbrunner is a grinder, veteran and a guy who will do anything but is he taking up a young player’s spot?  Crombeen wasn’t a good fighter and not a much better hockey player so Ryan Reaves(2 yr contract) gets his spot…finally!   Perron has a shaky head but tons of skill so we will see.  Does T.J. Oshie get a deal before Friday’s arbitration hearing?  I believe that is up to Oshie’s camp and not the Blues.  I think the Blues want to sign him but Oshie wants to acquire that restricted tag next year.  Who knows?

The Rams truly haven’t done much to warrant my attention, so who cares at this point?  If they win, fans will show up by Week 9.  If they lose the first 3 games, every home game will be blacked out.   All I am asking for is a pulse this season.  Good luck Fisher.

The Newsroom on HBO is a brilliant show because Aaron Sorkin pulls zero punches and goes for the jugular.   A creator and head writer should let the audience know how they feel about certain timely political events and he does.  Also, Jeff Daniels and Sam Waterson are wonderful in their roles.   Two actors we all know that are at the top of their game here.  Watch it or leave it.  Just forget about your political alliance and enjoy the war room battles.  This show isn’t about the right or left wing. It’s about the death of news and the rebirth of delivering it right.  The show delivers that self-righteous cooler than the other side of the pillow chill that few shows about real things can do.  I appreciate and look forward to that for at least 18 more episodes.  Other HBO products are coming right along.  True Blood is still a devilish guilty pleasure.   I can’t wait for the third season of Boardwalk Empire to begin.

Vincent continues to do things I can’t believe.   Spit out words, come to a standing position, show bits of sophistication and enjoy life.   He is a normal baby in many ways but a special little bastard in ways only a parent can notice.   The man knows how to flirt and has a special face for it.   It could be a fellow 10 month old girl or a grown 37 year old cougar.  Vinny loves the ladies and knows how to work it.   Man goes outside without pants on and gets more chicks.   Being a baby is great.  People love you for your chunkiness and don’t make of you for it.  All adults are envious of babies getting all the attention because they make it look so easy.

Boxing gets better each day after a scary May where we had one horrible injustice and two positive drug tests along with a popular champion losing his career to an accident.   Last weekend there were two fights that were solid battles without controversy.   Heavyweight Brit’s David Haye and Derick Chisora met in the ring and Haye kicked the shit out of him.   Later that night, Danny Garcia, undefeated but unknown all at the same time, knocked out title contender Amir Khan in the 4th round of a fight many picked for Khan.   This was a replacement fight, after Khan’s previous opponent failed a drug test and fell out.   This was the second replacement fight due to a positive drug test this past month.   Victor Ortiz was beaten by a replacement fighter as well.  Khan didn’t run and hide like Ortiz.   He was caught with a huge sweeping left hand on the side of the head and never recovered.   However, he fought to the end of his rope.   Ortiz had a broken jaw and sat in his corner, quitting for the second time in his career.   Khan knew he was doomed but went down swinging.  In boxing, brutality and doom are your friends and foes.  Khan is a good boxer but was caught with a good punch.  That’s boxing.  And that is why we love it.  A good clean solid beating.  Congrats to Garcia and Haye.

People, stop asking about the ending to the Dark Knight Rises.  Stop asking about the quality of Tom Hardy’s performance as Bane compared to Heath Ledger’s Joker.  Just go see for yourself.  It’s a helluva ride and worth taking.  If you want to brush up, re-watch Batman Begins, the first Nolan Batman film.  It ties directly to the plot of DKR and brings the theme and story full circle.  That’s all about that.

Watch it this for kicks. Call it a little Heath Ledger brilliance when he plays the Joker, “The Agent of Chaos”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=ZRG1tWQN6e8&NR=1

Listen to anything Black Keys, Adele or Mumford and Sons.  You will be safe inside that fresh tube of great artistry.  Please feel good about the music you listen to.   Everybody has their own taste and needs.   Don’t feel ashamed for listening to something others frown on.   Dave Matthews has as many haters as lovers, but that doesn’t stop me from sweating under the lights watching him for 3 hours at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, a place I have grown to hate with a passion.  Listen to what makes you glide.

Keep in touch with your family for the bare bottom reason of getting the last word in before something bad happens.  All the other happier reasons too.  Whenever I talk to my dad, I try to leave every rock uncovered.  It never works out that way because it would get awkward but I have that ambition going in.   In this world, you never know.

Which friends can you trust?  The ones that are mean to you with honesty.  I tell my good friends that I am their best friend but not their nicest one.  You have to pay for those.

The filmmakers chose the right actor in Jeremy Renner to follow up Matt Damon in The Bourne Series but is the movie worth a shit?  We will find out on August 3rd.   Along with Damon’s great lead work, all three films were spectacularly tight morally ambiguous action films across the board.

What is it about people who say Y’all instead of “all of you” or “you all” that pisses me off?  I guess the idea that it sounds good.  Fuck with the dictionary all you want but makes sure the product isn’t annoying.  Paula Dean’s fat ass can’t stop saying “Y’all” wherever she goes.   She says it as many times as Ozzie Guillen says “fuck”.   I hate her show, cooking and presence with a passion and it all starts with that phrase.

Speaking of Guillen, Showtime’s new season of the Franchise is riveting television as usual.  Following Guillen’s troubled Miami Marlins as they take a big step in rebuilding a baseball team in a city that doesn’t give a shit about it and just watched the Heat win the championship, Showtime follows the mold of HBO.  Find a loud, ignorant profanity laced speaking manager and let it all hang out.   Following in the footsteps of Rex Ryan and Bruce Boudreau, Guillen makes you watch.   Also, MLB Productions does a great job of showcasing the action and giving us the inside track.

That is all.  Abrupt.  Finish.  Tonight, my end comes in this format.   Quick and to the point.   Reread the opening rant.  I’m proud of that part the most.

Thanks and goodnight,

D.L.B.

“Always, for what it’s worth”